Yes! Your Child Can

please note not all our new items are shrink wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.

I Can Feel Your Wounds Are Bleeding...

Why Do You Have A Sperm In Stool, Nanny?

The Digged Up Womb

A Giant Shit

Sadistic Dentist

Keen Scream

Halitosis

The Oversalted Menses

The Splitting Haemorrhage From Urinary Duct

The Arse Haemorrhage Isn't Merry Anywise

Occasional Paroxysm Of Acute Bloody Vomit

Children Anal Orgy

The Bloody Dog Shit

The Excrementitious Vomit During Of Total Constipation

Excrement Geophagy

Still Birth

Citizen X

Livid Child

The Taboo Room

Consequence

The Bloody Anal Probe

Slaughter House

Anal Massacre

Fuck Off And Eat Off

The Nun Agnes's Perspired Jacksy

Pigfire

Jolly Car - Accident

Anal Smear

Flesh Yes - Soya No !

Grub The Vegetarians - Spare The Woods !

Emollient Of Foetal Water

The Lovely Tertiary Flash Burn On 80% Of My Body

Mincing Tracks

Slack Beef Of Anal Contractor

Pork Regale In The Arabian Masjid

Merry Mental People

Burned Head

The Effluent From Fetid Fester's Ear

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Shipping Costs: We offer free delivery on all UK orders and free worldwide delivery on orders over £15.

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Returns and Exchanges: We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, you may return it within 28 days of the item being dispatched for a refund or exchange. Please note the following guidelines:
- Items must be returned in their original condition and packaging – items that have been opened or had shrink wrap removed are not eligible for return or refund.
- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.

How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.

Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.

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