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The Tabloid Bible

The Tabloid Bible

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"The Tabloid Bible" is a witty, satirical take on biblical tales, reimagined through the sensational lens of tabloid journalism. Crafted by renowned author Nick Page, this unique work blends humour with insightful commentary, offering a fresh perspective on familiar stories. The book delves into themes of media sensationalism and the timeless nature of human folly, all while maintaining a respectful nod to the original texts. With its clever narrative and engaging style, "The Tabloid Bible" invites readers to explore the intersection of ancient tales and modern media, making it a thought-provoking addition to any bookshelf.
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"The Tabloid Bible" is a witty, satirical take on biblical tales, reimagined through the sensational lens of tabloid journalism. Crafted by renowned author Nick Page, this unique work blends humour with insightful commentary, offering a fresh perspective on familiar stories. The book delves into themes of media sensationalism and the timeless nature of human folly, all while maintaining a respectful nod to the original texts. With its clever narrative and engaging style, "The Tabloid Bible" invites readers to explore the intersection of ancient tales and modern media, making it a thought-provoking addition to any bookshelf.
Track Listing

Good Luck Getting Through All Of This Mess

Why Do You Bother?

Little Debbie

I'm Sick Of Feminists

Your Average Run Of The Mill Straight Edge Song

Ricki Lake

Just Like All The Rest

The Shane Song

No More

Can't Take This

Theme Song

I Can't Be In A Band With You Because You Like Epitaph (Beatdown Remix)

Silenced

Diet Rootbeer

Ebro's Bitter Onslaught On Jerry Springer's Unsuspecting Ass

Sick Of O.J.

Chicago

Bible Thumpers Go To Hell

Irrigation

Security Blanket

Why Do You Bother?

Eavesdrop

I Can't Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph

Eazy E's Fuckin Dead And I Think It's Fuckin Rad

Second Hand Choke

Theme Song

Deaf And Dumb

J.R.s Beatdown

They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry Up And Fucking Die

Crooked Teeth

Political Prisoners

Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song

You Get What You Pay For

Charles Bronson Will Not Turn Into A ___ Band

Rich Crusties Shall Pay

Fuckin Drunken Uncle

Fratguy On The Barbi

I Lied When I Said I Liked Your Zine

Playing Lotto

Ants In The Kool Aid

What The Fuck Are You Gonna Do When It's Cool To Be Yourself?

Craig Ferris Sucks A Mean Cock

Phil Anselmo's Pain Burns In The Heart Of My Little Brother

The Kids Are Gonna Stick Together

Tabloid Suckass

Cheese With Your Whine

4 Alarm Counter Fuck

Annual Martyr To Your Social Life

History In The Making

Tony Victory Knows How To Party

Down For The Count

4 Hour Personality

No Points For The Losers

Drunk Punks Is Hippies

One Life Crew Goes On Slimfast

Debate Team Bake Sale

I Can Never Write Too Many Songs About Morons Like You

Individualized Floor Puncher

Batting A Thousand And Still Striking Out

Let's Start A Revolution So I Can Break Some Shit

The Great Pet Rock Comeback

What's Wrong With Me?

Dream A Little Dream

Punching A Gift Horse In The Mouth

The Story Of My Life

Grown Up Corpses

Bike Pig On A Rope

I'm So Smart Now

As Fucked As Gator

Skate For God

You Will Go (Steve Caballero)

Better Never Than Late

412 Wolfpack

Marriage Can Suck It

Youth Attack!

The Painful, Yet Unavoidable, Deathstar Comparison

xDumbfucksx

Too Much Of A Good Thing

Standing In Front Of Bulldog Records

Stock Footage

Pre(Im)mature Retirement P.L.A.N.

The Only Time I Think About Romance Is When I Wonder Why I Don't Think About It

Deaf And Dumb

Fuck Technology, I'll Keep My Pocket Change

Red And Green Make Yellow

Let's Start Another War So I Can Sing About Stopping It

I Just Can't Avoid The Void In Avoid

Wastoid On The Celluloid

Shrinkage

Close Encounters Of The Nerd Kind

IQ 32

Punch Drunk

The Tears Of A Clone

Last Warning (Who Fucking Cares)

Why Be Something That You're Not? (Good Question...)

Rich Crusties Shall Pay (Live At Otto's)

Seven More Shitty-Ass Songs (Live In Fuckin Belgium)

Unreleased Shit

Why Do You Bother Ebro?

Couldn't Fuckin Care Less

Whatever Happened?

Mindless (Blah Blah Blah)

The Worm Song

The Kids Are Gonna Stick Together

Falling Off-Do It!

E.S.P. Girls Love Me

Wailing Guitar Solos Vol. 1, A Chronology

(Fuck Being) Positive

???

???

So What If I Puked Up McDonald's?

Moodswinger

Ralph On Ralph

Twiggy On My Mind

Cous Cous On The Loose Loose

Telecom U.S.A.

I Go To School

Cross Me

Untitled (xDeKalb Hate Edge Foreverx)

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