Description
Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.'The Luckiest Guy Alive' is a compelling collection of poetry by the renowned English performance poet, John Cooper Clarke. This book, his first in several decades, showcases Clarke's signature wit, biting social commentary, and keen observation. Through his verses, Clarke explores themes of love, mortality, and the absurdities of modern life, all with a sharp, sardonic edge. His work, known for its unique blend of humour, lyricism, and punk sensibility, resonates with a wide audience, making 'The Luckiest Guy Alive' an essential read for fans of contemporary poetry. Clarke's mastery of the spoken word breathes life into each poem, affirming his status as a pivotal figure in British literary culture.
Track Listing
The Luckiest Guy Alive
Attack Of The 50ft Woman
Bed Blocker Blues
Shave Off
The List
Live In A Dream
Six Haikus ... In No Particular Order
21 Gun Salute Suit
Bongo's Trousers
The Idiot's Journal
I've Fallen In Love With My Wife
Pies
She's Got A Metal Plate In Her Head
Psychedelicate
The Paperboy's Wife
Your Metrosexual Ex
Egg Head
Bipolar Inmate Diary
Outrage On The Out
I Wrote The Songs
Hire Car
The Motorist
Krazy Mixed-Up Killer
Crossing The Floor
Pleb Squad
The Hanging Gardens Of Basildon
The Man Who Didn't Love Elvis
Billion Dollar Brain
Trouble @ t'Mall
Solid Gold Geezer
Kamerad Klaak
Death Of A Gentleman Farmer
Get Back On Drugs You Fat Fuck
PC Gone Mad
Paging Dr Schlotke
Pity The Plight Of Young Fellows
The Ranks Of The Heathen Saints
To A Tiki Shirt
Radiant City
One Man Gang
Beasley Boulevard
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781509896066
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