The Iron Duke

please note not all our new items are shrink wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.

Saccity-Sac

Greg: Ex-Masturbator

Greg: Masturbator

Flowertown

My Mom Is A Dentist (And Joe Sings Through A Telephone)

Lemme Be Your Hog

Why I'll Never Have Another Girlfriend (Featuring The Smooth Sounds Of Tel Aviv)

Dinger Sofa

Touchie Feelie

Not-So-Funny, Kinda Boring, Corny

Free Willy's Burping

Do You Know The Way To Become A San Jose?

We Know What It Takes To Write Pop Songs, Honkey Lips

Don't Fuck With The Ghost

If Spankin' It Were An Olympic Event, I Would Be Sponsored By Nike (Or Maybe Kleenex)

Sprouts

One Fish, Two Fish

What All Americans Think Of Australia

Happy Birthday

BrushaBrushaBrusha

When Your Something, Something...

Burnt Toast

I Wanna Be A Gladiator

My Baby Knows How To Moonwalk

She Left Me For A Gameshow Host Blues

The Guitar Is Not A Toy

Bikini High Pool Party Massacre

Egg Sandwich

We're Not Getting Any Nuder

Satan Is Tops

When I Squeeze My Nose, I Sound Like Axl Rose

We Are Nancy Vandal And We Love You

Let's Go Out And Hire Us A Blow Up Billy Ray Cyrus

There's No "I" In Rock

Disgruntled

Ray Martin Has A Shed Full Of Giant Robotic Killer Wasps

What Eggs Architect

Tourette's Counting Song

Piss In My Weet-Bix

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- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.

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