Description
Track Listing
To The Listener
Oh, You Shouldn't Skip The Introduction!
Oh, The Mistakes You'll Keep Repeating!
Oh, The Advice You Should Ignore!
Oh, The Personal Notes You Should Write!
Oh, Are You Going To Hate Your First Job!
Oh, The Drugs You Will Take!
Oh, The Orgasms You'll Have!
Oh, The Orgasms You'll Fake! (For The Ladies)
Oh, If You're Involved In Hardcore Bondage And Discipline, You Should Have A "Safeword"!
Oh, Pick A Religion, Any Religion!
Oh, The Things You'll Keep Telling Yourself!
Oh, The Politicians Who Will Disappoint You!
Oh, The Person Of Your Dreams Vs. The Person You Can Actually Attract!
Oh, Just Looking At Your Spouse Will Make Your Skin Crawl!
Oh, The Violent Television Your Children Will Watch!
Oh, The Bad Investments You'll Make (And The Good Ones You Won't)!
Oh, You Should Go To Canada And See The Northern Lights Before You Die!
Oh, The Weight You Will Gain!
Oh, The Houses You Will Covet, And The Homeowners You'll Envy!
Oh, The People You Must Trample To Get Ahead!
Oh, The Books You'll Read!
Oh, The People You'll Sue!
Oh, Watch Out For Disgruntled Former Employees!
Oh, The Giving Back To Your Community You Oughtta Be Doing, Instead Of Listening To This!
Oh, The Best Is Yet To Come!
Oh, What Doesn't Kill You Can Have Lingering After Effects!
Oh, Laughter Is The Best Medicine!
Oh, The Loneliness, The Loneliness!
Oh, The Nursing Home You'll Wind Up In!
Oh, The Afterword!
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781913776381
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