Description
Track Listing
...You Are The Most Unattractive Man I Have Ever Met
ELMER: Greetings Music Lovers
Youyouyou Dick!
Youyouyou Asshole
I'm Sick Of It, Sick Sick Sick, I'm Sick Of It, Sick Sick Sick
Why Don't You Take A Lick Of This Candy Stick
I Like Cats!
Do You Think Wilma Is Sexy?
Did You Ever Finds Bugs Bunny Attractive...
What If He Honks In The Car?
Schwing! She's A Tentpole
She's A Fox! She's A Babe!
... If You Spew And She Bolts, It Was Never Meant To Be
Say AHH!... Say AHH!!!... NOW SPIT!
(The Car Disclaimer)
The Number You Have Reached...
You Pompous, Stuck-Up, Snot-Nosed, Giant... Asshole
Nice Beaver, Thank You!
The Orgasm Scene - Now Please Enjoy The Evening!
You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Cry... I'm Tellin' Ya Why!
Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Tree That Big? Bend Over...
The Doh! Collection
Look At This Place, What A Dump...
For Cryin' Out Loud Man, This Isn't Brain Surgery!
Is There Any Particular Reason Why You Are Giving Me Such A Hard Time?
NEWSFLASH
NEWSFLASH: Love Is The Only Thing...
NEWSFLASH: She's Just Drunk, Dead Drunk!
NEWSFLASH: I Can Envision A Day...
NEWSFLASH: Everybody Thinks I'm Nuts
NEWSFLASH: Suck My Dick!
CASEY: B.F.E.
CASEY: My Girlfriend Always Farts
CASEY: Leathers Feathers... The Village People
CASEY: Tonight We'll Be Counting Down Your Favorite Hits
CASEY: Bogus Song Of The Night
CASEY: #1 Most Requested Song Of The Night
CASEY: Hold It... He's Got A Small Penis
CASEY: The Kung Fu Fighting Piece
CASEY: Thursday Is The Day After Wednesday
PEE WEE: The Birthday Piece
ANNOUNCER: Fake Orgasm Piece
ANNOUNCER: Hand The DJ A $5 Bill Now Piece
ANNOUNCER: Does Anyone Have Change For A Quarter... Tip
JFK: Bump Fizz
JFK: I Have A Woody
Would You Like To Touch My Monkey
This Song Makes Me Want To Vomit (Repeated)
My Genitals Have Sucked Up Into My Body Cavity
The Chevy Impala Piece
Cleanup On Aisle 6
GOMER: Good Marine Lovin', Shazamm!
GOMER: Sneak A Peak!
GOMER: Toss My Salad
Welcome... And Now Please Enjoy The Evening
It's Time For Our First Door Prize
That Concludes The Musical Portion Of Our Program
PSA
PSA: Cancer Of The Rectum
PSA: I Love Watching Your Ass
PSA: Burp
PSA: Suck My Dick
PSA: Men Beware
She's Got A Glass Eye
Excuse Me, I Did Not Know You Was Deaf, Right On Homie
It Often Starts Slowly But Gets Quicker And Quicker
BULLWINKLE: Scam On The Ladies
BULLWINKLE: Threesome
How's Your Head? I Haven't Had Any Complaints Yet.
What Time Is That Sex Machine Due Here?
I Guess You Could Say It's Extremely Vulgar, I Like It A Lot.
I Want To Apologize To You Gentlemen For Referring To You As Homosexuals.
What Are You People, On Dope?
Your Breasts Feel Weird. Oh, That's Cause They're Real.
I Could Never Be A Woman, I Would Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day
BEAVER: Gee Wally, Do You Think Mom's Ever Given Dad Head?
BEAVER: Hey Dad, When You Were A Kid Did You Know "Rapper's Delight" By Heart?
BEAVER: Hey Wally, When You Pee In The Urinal, Do You Make Small Talk With The Guy Next To You?
BEAVER: Mom, Wally Just Took A Big Dump In The Toilet And It Won't Flush
BEAVER: Gee Wally, Why Can't We Rap Like Those Guys?
BEAVER: Hey Wally, Do You Think Those Tits Are Real?
Attention All Bachelorettes: You Still Have Time To Go To The Back...
Attention All Bachelorettes: We Have Advice For You...
Who Are These Sick People?
Hey Who Picked Out This Song? Huh? Who Did It? Why? Cuz It Sucks!
This Song Sucks My Ass!
EDITH BUNKER: Drunk Driving PSA
EDITH BUNKER: Archie, The DJ Is About To Play Our Song
The Truth Hurts Doesn't It?
A Man Is Trustworthy...
I Expect Action And Before 11 O'Clock Tonight
Alright, These Are The Simple Rules...
E.T. Home Alone. Want Companionship
And Now Here's Something For That Dickhead That Keeps Bothering The DJ
80's Megamix
Funk Megamix
Untitled Acid House Track
Baby, Blow Me
Fat Girls Are So Much Fun
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781852249458
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