No Shitting In The Toilet

"No Shitting In The Toilet" is a humorous and insightful collection of essays on the quirks and challenges of parenting. Featuring contributions from well-known UK writers and comedians, this book delves into the messy, chaotic, and often hilarious reality of raising children. From potty training mishaps to bedtime battles, this anthology offers a candid and heartwarming look at the ups and downs of family life. Perfect for parents and non-parents alike, "No Shitting In The Toilet" is a must-read for anyone who appreciates the joys and struggles of raising little ones.

Creeping Sensation

Human Host Incubator

Siafu Tactics

Caustic Fly Bile Belch

Dermatobia Hominis

Atomic Antfarm

Feast Upon The Carrion

Gourmet A La Commode

Come Get The Big Ball Friction

When I Pee Only Dust Comes Out

Turned Sour Again

Endangered Feces

Tepid Puddle Of Womb Gravy

Shitting Out Dead Babies

Geniticular Gangrene

Charitable Garbage Donation

Nothing But A Backrub Fiesta

Res-errection Of Thy Penis

Autistic Differences

No More Room In My Ass

Parasitic Daydream

A Fuck Like Me

Drooling In Buckets

Sounds Like Your Problem

Giant Hole Full Of Tapes And Me

Stuffed Back In Your Mother's Pussy

Breed 'Em Then Beat 'Em Then Eat 'Em

Plenty Of Titles To Choose From

Profuse Evacuation Of Oral Defecation

Everything Went Bland

Stomach Flew

Huge Dick Rape

Need Me To Repeat That?

Stuff To Fill Graves

• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9780553817362

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