Nessie the Mannerless Monster

Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, is tired of being told that she doesn't exist.

Nessie The Mannerless Monster

Poems From "The Cat And The Cuckoo"

Pig

Sparrow

Mole

Donkey

Goat

Pike

Squirrel

Crow

Hen

Cat

Cuckoo

Fantails

Worm

Thrush

Otter

Dragonfly

Snail

The Red Admiral

Ram

Stickleback

Toad

Robin

Cow

Peacock

Poems From "Under The North Star"

Amulet

The Wolverine

The Snowy Owl

The Black Bear

The Snow-Shoe Hare

Woodpecker

Wolf

Poems From "Meet My Folks!"

I've Heard So Much About Other Folk's Folks...."

Grandma

My Brother Bert

My Sister Jane

My Mother

My Father

My Own True Family

Poems From "What Is The Truth?"

Badger

New Foal

Shire Horses

Rat Psalm

The Fox Is A Jolly Farmer

Cow

Buzzard

Swallows

Donkey

Mice Are Funny Little Creatures

Worms

Dog

Poems From "Season Songs"

A March Calf

The Harvest Moon

The Seven Sorrows

There Came A Day

Barley

Poems From "Collected Poems"

The Thought Fox

The Horses

Wind

An Otter

Fern

Leaves

The Hen

New Year Exhilaration

Last Load

Happy Calf

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