Description
Track Listing
Mashed Into An Unrecognizeable Pulp
Forced To Eat Moldy Granola
Rapid Formation Of Mold
Burned By Hot Popcorn Steam
Gored By A Dinosaur Skeleton That Came To Life At The Museum
Impaled By Elephant Tusks
Shitting In Joel Oalsteen's Mouth
Choking On Unchewed Food
Pushed Down An Elevator Shaft
Rotten Curdled Milk Spraying From The Mouth Of A Wizard
Bubbling Liquefied Innards Simmering In A Cast Iron Cauldron
Plastered In Unicorn Feces
Ruined Food
Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets
Shut Your Kid Up
Gurgling Vomit From The Mouth Of An Engorged Walrus
Dismembered By Mossy Elk Antlers
Shove Christmas Up Your Ass
Torn To Shreds By Eagle Talons
Formed Into Meatloaf
Barbecue
Gored By A Mammoth
Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad
Mangled By A Snowy Owl That Is Magical Friends With A Snowshoe Hare
Beaten Up By Al Capone
Falling Down The Stairs With A Tray Of Food
Trampled By Bison
Pushed Into A Wood Chipper By A Big Gangly Moose
Ripped To Shreds By River Otters
Smoking The Dust Of Ancient Mummies
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781783419678
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