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Musical Campaign For The Removal Of The Jesus Lizard

Moving To A Mud Hut

Cancer Is My Flag

29p.29p.29p.2p

Mal-Au-Tete Factory

Beat On The Bugle

Stamp Hard On My Cancer Sledge, O Shiny Pink Shelled One

The Final Resting Place Of A Golden Leaf, Growing In The Rancid Crack Between Art And Culture And The Nestled Treason Of Postmodernism, None Shall Pass The Entrails Of Its Sad Decline

Butle My Otig

Hey Poochie...

Flid Scraper

Bad Grasp Of English

My Favourite Smells

A Ukelele Is Good Practice

Blue Star, Orange Flag

Spack Of The Somi Sap Bag

I Point My Rugs

Spirit Of...

Hope Snake

Sniffing Gloy

Sonic Dole

Help Me, My Quim Is Rubbish

Blue It's Nearly Black

Snow Over Interstate 80

Tape

What A Difference I Make To Culture II

Just Plain Boring

You Are Mister Ponce

Travelled Cock

The Day I Kissed David Thewlis On The Mouth

Industrial Metal Tickled Me Pink II

Iron

Spirit Of... II

Girl From The Whitehospital Country VII

Fottled, Like My Massive Nose

Pipeline To Venus

Tattooed Bloodstain

Having A Tatatatatata

Makeover For A Sagging Hog

A Happy Abortion Playing His Guitar

Forced To Watch "Whose Line..." At Gunpoint

What Do You Give To Someone Who Already Has Everything?

Worth Its Wait In Plastic

Harvest Festival Hatdance

Gut-At-Elbows

Tiny Arc

Stop Gaddling

Humorous Tiffin

Mother Switch

A Pox On Yr Pots + Pans

Official Guitar

Anything Could Happen

Rampant Hassan

Gormless Juxtaposition For Stationery And Inhalers

Bloodfucking On Easter Island

Otter's Big Flopping Gob

A Dead Girl Juggling Spoons

New Frettage

Love Jumps A Generation

Tin Cunt

C-(nothing)

Bouncing Tyre Wears My Sister's Cosser

Beard Song II (Idiotballad Reverberation)

Rife II

How To Publish A Racist Show

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