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Football Clichés

Football Clichés

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"Football Clichés" delves into the quirky and familiar language that defines the beautiful game. This non-fiction book, penned by Adam Hurrey, explores the amusing and often absurd phrases that permeate football culture. With sharp wit and keen insight, Hurrey examines how these clichés shape our understanding and enjoyment of the sport. Themes of language, culture, and the shared experiences of football fans are expertly unpacked, making it a must-read for enthusiasts and linguists alike. Discover the charm and humour behind the phrases that have become an integral part of football's global narrative.
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"Football Clichés" delves into the quirky and familiar language that defines the beautiful game. This non-fiction book, penned by Adam Hurrey, explores the amusing and often absurd phrases that permeate football culture. With sharp wit and keen insight, Hurrey examines how these clichés shape our understanding and enjoyment of the sport. Themes of language, culture, and the shared experiences of football fans are expertly unpacked, making it a must-read for enthusiasts and linguists alike. Discover the charm and humour behind the phrases that have become an integral part of football's global narrative.
Track Listing

Disc 1 - FM & AM

Shoot

The Hair Piece

Sex In Commercials

Drugs

Birth Control

Son Of Wino

Divorce Game

Ed Sullivan Self Taught

Let's Make A Deal

The 11 O'Clock News

Disc 2 - Class Clown

Class Clown

Wasting Time - Sharing A Swallow

Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window?)

I Used To Be Irish Catholic

The Confessional

Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory & Limbo

Heavy Mysteries

Muhammad Ali - America The Beautiful

Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

Disc 3 - Occupation: Foole

Welcome To My Job

Occupation: Foole

White Harlem

The Hallway Groups

Black Consciousness

New York Voices

Grass Swept The Neighborhood

Childhood Cliches

Cute Little Farts

Raisin Rhetoric

Filthy Words

Disc 4 - Toledo Window Box

Goofy Shit

Toldeo Window Box

Nursery Rhymes

Some Werds

Water Sez

The Metric System

God

Gay Lib

Snot, The Original Rubber Cement

Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal

A Few More Farts

Disc 5 - An Evening with Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo

New News

Teenage Masturbation

Mental Hot Foots

High On The Plane

Bodily Functions

Wurds

For Names' Sake

Baseball-Football

Good Sports

Flesh Colored Band-Aids

Religious Lift

Radio Dial

Y'Ever

Unrelated Things

Disc 6 - On The Road

On The Road

Death & Dying

Headlines

Kids Are Too Small

Rules, Rules, Rules!

Parents' Cliches & Children's Secret Answers

Words We Leave Behind

How's Your Dog?

Supermarkets

Disc 7 - Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not for Sale Anywhere!

George's Disc Jockey Theme & Show Opening

Tattoos

Hitchhiking (Short Version)

Clarks, Hankies & Emma

Elmo's Song - Johnny Badcheck

Monopoly

New Sports

Hitchhiking (Long Version)

Guacamole

Nuts In Cake & Toenail Clippings

400,000 American Musical Favorites

Peas

Losing Your Place

I'm Musical

Lost & Found

Public Affairs

Snapper Lawn Mowers

How To Handle A Heckler

Closing

The Coney Island Recordings (Hidden Track)

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