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Since 2015, Berlin's Cuntroaches have defiled countless venues across Europe and the UK, playing festivals and touring relentlessly - The trio's influences range widely from metal to punk to hardcore to experimental noise - They aim to create a hybrid sonic experience within a dense wall of sound (often combined with some form of performative mischief - if they're in the mood). Audiences have been subjected to spewing beer bra harnesses, diaper outfits, empty pet food containers or witnessed band members performing from inside of a trash bag. They've thrown a lot of trash on a lot of people.

"Cuntroaches - a name inexplicably unused throughout the history of bands, orchestras... any grouping of people really... As it is, the mantle's (finally) been taken up by two women and a bloke making ferociously warped hardcore-flecked no wave. Mutating waves of feedback intoxicate and induce hangovers all at once, while David Hantelius gets a frankly obscene sound out of his bass - and the vocals - reverbed to an absurd degree - approach black metal levels of demonic witchery. As with New York's no wave OGs, what it is definitely not is inept pissing around, 'noise for noise's sake' - no matter how blown-out and violent Cuntroaches get, their interplay is lithe, their arrangements measured." - The Quietus

"I want to make something clear: at this very moment, I think that Germany's CUNTROACHES are the most important and life-affirming band on the planet. Period. The first demo blew me away, but this one... FUCK ME. Somehow they have become more in control and more chaotic at the same time, and the intensity borders on bleak / black metal darknes. I simply do not understand how this music exists, and how it can be so good... eternal hails." - Maximum Rocknroll
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Since 2015, Berlin's Cuntroaches have defiled countless venues across Europe and the UK, playing festivals and touring relentlessly - The trio's influences range widely from metal to punk to hardcore to experimental noise - They aim to create a hybrid sonic experience within a dense wall of sound (often combined with some form of performative mischief - if they're in the mood). Audiences have been subjected to spewing beer bra harnesses, diaper outfits, empty pet food containers or witnessed band members performing from inside of a trash bag. They've thrown a lot of trash on a lot of people. "Cuntroaches - a name inexplicably unused throughout the history of bands, orchestras... any grouping of people really... As it is, the mantle's (finally) been taken up by two women and a bloke making ferociously warped hardcore-flecked no wave. Mutating waves of feedback intoxicate and induce hangovers all at once, while David Hantelius gets a frankly obscene sound out of his bass - and the vocals - reverbed to an absurd degree - approach black metal levels of demonic witchery. As with New York's no wave OGs, what it is definitely not is inept pissing around, 'noise for noise's sake' - no matter how blown-out and violent Cuntroaches get, their interplay is lithe, their arrangements measured." - The Quietus "I want to make something clear: at this very moment, I think that Germany's CUNTROACHES are the most important and life-affirming band on the planet. Period. The first demo blew me away, but this one... FUCK ME. Somehow they have become more in control and more chaotic at the same time, and the intensity borders on bleak / black metal darknes. I simply do not understand how this music exists, and how it can be so good... eternal hails." - Maximum Rocknroll
Track Listing

Borborygmus

Ill

Gordian Knot

Erbium:YAG

Gravity System

I Can (Still) Tell You're (Scum)

Red Velvet Rose

Inside Me

Details
  • Genre: Rock
  • Product Type: Vinyl
  • Barcode: 647216615415
  • Release Date: June 20, 2025
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