Description
Track Listing
A Red Dog In A Cherry Tree
A Sparrow Weeps As A Dog Detoxes
Aksel Toilet Seatbucket And The Kolomon Snowspittle
All I Want For Birthday Is A Stockport County Away Strip
And When I Squinted The World Seemed Rose-Tinted
Angels With Dirty Faces
Another Dead Town At Midnight
Another Night At The Boys Brigade Braindance Youth Club
Baldwin Boogerslipper's Scabbystockings
Bertram Burpyblizzard Has Got A Slippery Sour Smell
Bloodthirsty Atomic Damnation Venom
Brackenjazz Tinderflake's Techno Tune
Braindance Bees Love The Sweet Techno Honey
Captain Bartholomew Rumlimper's Redruth Rave-Up
Chelsea Feathertinkle's Adventures With The Peppermint Monkey
Cherry Likes It Slow And Sweet
Cherry Popper Protagonists Of Cornwall
Chips From The Chocolate Fireball
Chucking Up Time At Waltzer City
Coathanger's Swirly Love Lollipops
Countess Elizabeth Báthory Decides To Die
Darkdancing With Kola In My Weepy Eyes
Dieric Chiggerchatter's Diuretic Dilemma
Disease Of Boys Craving Promiscuous Girls
Disorderly Lactose Intolerant Liberation Front
Galloping Vacuum Cleaner
Gays Creamery
Haunted Sarcasm Under A Cylobian Sunset
Helter Skelter In A Summer Swelter
Her Delicious Bubblegum Daydreams
Here Comes A Very Special Boy
Hexagon Suns & Polygon Windows
Hey Headmaster!
Holding Her Heart To The Stars Above
Hubba Bubba TV Techno Playtime
I Am A Mouse And I Like Eating Cheese
I Am The Ressurection
I Love It When You Say You Hate Me
I Sometimes Wish I Was Dead
I Square Because You Do
I'm The Boy Who Murdered Love
Last Days At Degrassi Junior High
Letitia Hallowballoon's Extraordinary Day
Limpo Teen Tongue And The Cranko Flaccid Cuddles
Lovers Devoted To Each Other Forever
Lucky Escape From The Boys 'n The Snood
Mackenzie Handerpink's Search For The Polecat
Malice In Sunderland
Marmalade From Deepest Peru
Mental Mickey Moments In Malteserland
Mister Urinal Pissflaps
Music For Boys
Myrtie Tankwhipper And The Talentless Toy-Boy
Naughty Pixies Love Dirty Hospitals
No Hardcore Dancing In The Living Room
On The Day They Turned Violet To Blue
Oranges On Appletrees And Birds That Mate With Bumblebees
Pain And The Pleasure And The Church Bells Softly Chime
Playing Swingball With An Mdma Smile
Please Be Upstanding For The Mayor Of Simpleton
Pretty As A Summer Firefly
Pretty In Pink Eating Fruit Pastilles
Primgard Aberander And The Charming Braindance Prince
Psycho Sockeye Casualties Of Plumstead
Ravechester United
Raveseekers Allowance Survival Guide
Raveway Chalkhill Children
Reinhart Poopychuckle And The Riptide Arsenic Clowns
Return Of My Puppet Pals
Richard's Midnight Garden
Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her And Tickle Her!
She's Crying Like A Fragile Child
Shy Pumas Love The Creamy Custard
Sneaky Codeine Spittle Of Vitriol
Sound Of 1000 Ice-Cream Vans Burning In Hell
Spanko Stockings And The Clancy Codeine Pincher Mystery
Summer Dreams In Marcy's Playground
Summer Heartache That Never Dissipates
T-Bag And The Puddle Lane Piddling Girlie Gang
Teen Romances In Provincial Towns
Tell A Fantastic Tale To The Sulky Polecat
Tell Cheryl Cole I'm Busy
The Appalling Psoriasis Of Berrypumpkin Paprikabread
The Bent Appletrees Of Cockleshell Bay
The BMX Bandits Of Braindance Love
The Burpy Codeine Secrets Of Sister Divinia Blasterbellows
The Camomile Lawn
The Charlotte Brontë Bonecrushers Murder
The Chocolate White Mice Rule The Tuckshop
The Full-Fisted Dolphin Clapper
The Sound Of Giggly Schoolgirls Weeping
The Techno Police Are Here To See You
The Vitamin D Sunshine Kiddie Klub
The Wheezy Money Pop Pirates Of Penzance
There's A Mole In The Ministry
This Is The Story Of A Little Sad Girl
Uncle Quentin's Mystery
Untitled 1
Untitled 2
V Is For Vienetta
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781912050987
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