Description
"A Kids Book About Anxiety" is a thoughtful and engaging non-fiction book designed to help children understand and manage anxiety. Written by expert Ross Szabo, this book uses simple language and relatable scenarios to demystify a complex emotion. Through insightful narratives and vivid illustrations, it encourages young readers to explore their feelings and offers practical advice for coping with stress. Ideal for both children and parents, this book fosters open conversations about mental health, making it an essential addition to any family's library. Discover a compassionate resource that empowers kids to face anxiety with confidence and resilience.
Track Listing
Piss In My Pants & Glue In My Ass
Dildos Shaped Like Boats
My Dog Taught Me How To Masturbate
I Hate Pedo's? Cos They Love Kids
Shit Where You Sleep
Ram Shit Down Your Piss Hole
I Rape Plants Cos They Cant Scream
If Your Poor, Just Buy Money?
If Your Poor, Get A Bath?
It's Not Called Anxiety, It's Called Being A Massive Pussy
Strap Me In I'm Kill'n
If You Can't Beat Em, Sniff Em
I Fantasise About Freezing My Piss And Stabbing You With It
Can't We All Just... Get A Thong?
I Told Me Friends Your Brother Sucked Your Dad's Dick And Thats Why He Killed Himself
The Rest Of Th E Songs Are All Titled:
I Like Cutting My Shit In Half With My Super Strong Stream Of Piss
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9780241634554
Delivery and Returns
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Delivery Information: We aim to deliver your order as quickly and efficiently as possible. All UK orders are dispatched using Royal Mail 48 Tracked service and the standard delivery times are 2-3 business days. Please note that delivery times for overseas orders will vary depending on your location and the shipping option you choose during checkout.
Shipping Costs: We offer free delivery on all UK orders and free worldwide delivery on orders over ÂŁ15.
Tracking Your Order: All UK orders are tracked. Once your order is dispatched, you will receive a tracking number via email. You can use this tracking number to monitor the progress of your delivery on the Royal Mail Track and Trace website.
Returns and Exchanges: We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, you may return it within 28 days of the item being dispatched for a refund or exchange. Please note the following guidelines:
- Items must be returned in their original condition and packaging – items that have been opened or had shrink wrap removed are not eligible for return or refund.
- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.
How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.
Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team or check out our FAQ’s. We're here to help ensure your shopping experience is enjoyable and hassle-free. Thank you for choosing Chalkys!
Delivery Information: We aim to deliver your order as quickly and efficiently as possible. All UK orders are dispatched using Royal Mail 48 Tracked service and the standard delivery times are 2-3 business days. Please note that delivery times for overseas orders will vary depending on your location and the shipping option you choose during checkout.
Shipping Costs: We offer free delivery on all UK orders and free worldwide delivery on orders over ÂŁ15.
Tracking Your Order: All UK orders are tracked. Once your order is dispatched, you will receive a tracking number via email. You can use this tracking number to monitor the progress of your delivery on the Royal Mail Track and Trace website.
Returns and Exchanges: We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, you may return it within 28 days of the item being dispatched for a refund or exchange. Please note the following guidelines:
- Items must be returned in their original condition and packaging – items that have been opened or had shrink wrap removed are not eligible for return or refund.
- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.
How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.
Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team or check out our FAQ’s. We're here to help ensure your shopping experience is enjoyable and hassle-free. Thank you for choosing Chalkys!