Description
Track Listing
Witch Lymph / Flying Ointment
Equestrian Beheading
Skeleton In The Garderobe
Infallible Order Of Profane Wizardry
Keep Of The Pumpkin Wolf
Garlic Witch Vomit
Horrid Depictions Of Medieval Fantasy Trauma
Shepard Of The Rats
Witches Keening
Vampyric Candle
Effervescent Death Serum
Cacophonous Mandrake Horde
Broomstick Shrouded
Forest Of Grief
The Saint Of Blood
The Hunt Of Gévaudan
Inbred Monarch
Dead In The Moat
Chained To The Crypt
Haunted In The Shire
Castle Of Spiders
Tears Shed Over A Medieval Grave
Forest Of Grief
Curse Of The Lock Master / Witch Of The Northern Vill
Curse Of The Lock Master
Leper Of The Clock Tower
Sequestered Bat
Trench Witch
A Haunting In York
Witch Of The Northern Vill
Wailing Well Phantom
Gallow Hounds
The Spell Of Spoiled Bread
Haunted Loom!!
Banishêd From Thine Chamber Pot
The Executioner's Execution
Unfathomable Deeps
Haunted Loom!!!
!Fuck 17th Century!!!
Succumbing To Necromerchant
The Vanitous Specter
Bedeviled By The Ghost Of Your Mother's Father's Mother's Aunt,
Vampyric Castle Cancer
3 Ghosts In The Corner, One From The Year 1797 And The Others From 1997
The Vanitous Specter
Bastion Of Bubonic Debauchery
The Night Of The Ambush And The Pillage By The Queen Ann Styl'd Furniture, Animated By One Of The Dozen Or So Spells That Thee Eastern Vampyre Has Studied (T.N.O.T.A.A.T.P.B.T.Q.A.S.F.A.B.O.O.T.D.O.S.S.T.T.E.V.H.S)
(Introduction) Camille Saint-Saëns - Danse Macabre
The Night Of The Ambush And The Pillage By The Queen Ann Styl'd Furniture, Animated By One Of The Dozen Or So Spells That Thee Eastern Vampyre Has Studied (T.N.O.T.A.A.T.P.B.T.Q.A.S.F.A.B.O.O.T.D.O.S.S.T.T.E.V.H.S)
The Abysmal Chess Masters Plate Of Fruits, Figs, Cheese, & 3 Varieties Of Apple
4 Properties Of The Witch Of 1962 In A Northwestern Coastal Town, Built Between The Years 1918 - 1947
The Witch's Terrible Library Book, Due On October 31st, 1756
Plat Map Of The 11th Vampire Lord's Domicile
Vampyric Candle (Revisited)
Smashing The Chandelier Of The Meanest Ghost
The 12 Apostrophes Of Elizabethan & And Victorian Lamentation's
Weeping Mystery Trench Coat
No Solace In Sunlight
Ornate, Vampyric Math Equations
No Solace In Sunlight
Obsessed With A Door That's Haunt'd By 243 Ghosts
Necromancer Of...1923
Shepard Of The Rats (Revisited)
Hex Clock Split
Intro
Fuck 17th Century (Revisited)
"Haunted" Book Sh'lf of tRaNsYlVaNiA
Lace Patterned Vympir Garb
Pastoral Spell, To Churn Everlasting Butter
Endless Moats Surrounding The Castle Th't Touches The Moon
Secret Lycan Obsession
Interlude
A New Generation Of Vampiric Conspiracies
Blood Moon Rising...
A New Generation Of Vampiric Conspiracies
Tears Shed Over A Medieval Grave
On The Eve Of My Vampyric Wedding
Vampyric Candle
Bastion Of Bubonic Debauchery
Labyrinthine Library Of Lycan Literature (L.L.L.L.)
Death In '96
Shepard Of The Rats
Turpitudinous Decree From The Haunted Phone
The Saint Of Blood
You Can't Unplug The Haunted Landline!
A Talking Crow
I Built A Witches House For Her
Velvet Chrysalis
!Fuck 17th Century!! (My Heart Is In The Dark Ages)
Iam Vampire Castle
Iam Vampire Castle
February, 1692
Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood!!!!!
Vampyric Witch Ghost
Tragic Castle Obsession
Sad Vampire
Ceaseless Spiral Staircase
Crisp Winter Dawn Of My Night Moon
Crisp Winter Dawn Of My Night Moon
The Worst Vampire
Haunted Broom
A Towering Ghost Of Nightmares
A Witch Cries In Massachusetts
Shepard Of The Rats 2
Ghost O' Clock
Ghost O' Clock
Curse Of The Vampire's Fedora
A Witch's Bike In The Forest
Wrinkling Crinkling Sounds In Your Room
Spooky Wicker Basket 1994 (Yes, A Witch!)
Weeping Mystery Trench Coat
Ghost Of Sourdough Bread And 2% Milk
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781909983663
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