Heard it in the Playground

Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.An illustrated collection of amusing poems and songs celebrating primary school life.

A Typical Day On The Road, Part 1

Here Comes The Gear, Lads

The Living Garbage Truck

A Typical Soundcheck

"This Is Neat"

The Motel Lobby

Getting Stewed

The Motel Room

"Don't Take Me Down"

The Dressing Room

Learning "Penis Dimension"

"You There, With The Hard On!"

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Zanti Serenade

Divan

Sleeping In A Jar

"Don't Eat There"

Brixton Still Life

Super Grease

Wonderful Wino

Sharleena

Cruisin' For Burgers

Diptheria Blues

Well

Say Please

Aaawk

Scumbag

A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono

A Typical Day On The Road, Part 2

Beer Shampoo

Champagne Lecture

Childish Perversions

Playground Psychotics

The Mudshark Interview

"There's No Lust In Jazz"

Botulism On The Hoof

You Got Your Armies

The Spew King

I'm Doomed

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Status Back Baby

The London Cab Tape

Concentration Moon, Part One

The Sanzini Brothers

"It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"

Concentration Moon, Part Two

Mom & Dad

Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra

Billy The Mountain

The True Story Of 200 Motels

He's Watching Us

If You're Not A Professional Actor

He's Right

Going For The Money

Jeff Quits

A Bunch Of Adventures

Martin Lickert's Story

A Great Guy

Bad Acting

The Worst Reviews

A Version Of Himself

I Could Be A Star Now

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