Description
Track Listing
Disc 1: Satan Gets An Abortion (2008) and The Last Temptation Of Ted Haggard (2009)
The Conception Of The Son Of Lucifer
The Unholy Mother Lectures The Devil About Safe Sex
Satan Wishes His Mother Would Shut The Fuck Up
Satan Considers The Unpopular Birthing Clinic
Demon Protesters Heckle Satan As He Stands In Front Of The Clinic
The Unholy Mother Convinces Him Of The Immorality Of Abortion
Undead Feminists Guide Him
Jesus Laughs From Afar
A Collective Reflection On The Fall Of The Angels
Satan Quickly Masturbates Before The Procedure
The Abortion
Satan Strings His Guitar With The Intestines Of The Unborn Fetus
The Fetus Gently Coos From Heaven
Satan Describes The Uses He Will Have Of The Fetus' Flesh
A Colony Of Chipmunks Reinterprets The Scenario
A Colony Of Baby Chipmunks Reinterprets The Scenario
Satan's Commentary
Kumbaya
God Loves Everyone (God Loves You
The Passion Of Ted Haggard
Ted Reveals His Sinful Desires
The Last Temptation Of Ted Haggard
Ted Reflects On The Platonic Form Of Beauty
Satan Plays John Coltrane's "Interstellar Space"
Unironic Gay Dance Party
Lord Heal My Ass
Disc 2: My Satanic Dream Ended (2012) and Satan's Pregnant Again (2013)
The Phone Call That Impregnated Me With Satan's Child
After Prom It Clawed From My Womb
Satan Is Caught In The Act Of Raping My Gaping Child-Hole
Without The Ring Of Satanic Power I Am A Maggot-Worm Writhing In Fecal Flesh
Satan Lied When He Said He Would Love Me In My Unholy Anus For All Eternity
Single Mother Of Lucifer Rising
I Pray To Satan
I Will Defeat Satan With My Nightmare Spawn
I Castrate Satan In Post-Apocalyptic Florida
I Am Satan
Satan Anally Penetrates The Black Ram Of Hate
Jesus Masturbates In The Closet With The Viscous Tears Of Martyred Saints
Satan Is Fisted With Powdered Quaaludes
Cum Hungry Satan Devours The Penis Of His Unholy Mate
The Unholy Rapist Leaves His Bloody Penis Inside Satan And Drives Off To Watch Hockey
Satan Drinks White Wine As His Fetus Claws Through Womb Tissue And Fecal Matter
Satan Contemplates Anal Abortion
Disc 3: My Penis Is Dogshit Plays The Modern Classical Greats (2013) and 20 Minute Money Shot (2013)
4:33
In C
Jesus' Blood Never Failed Me Yet
Come Out
Early Minimalism
The Sinking of the Titanic
MPIMOD/Symphonique
Wet Cunt
Theme From "Absolute Genocide"
Satan Is My Father And He Forced The Dead Through My Lungs
Every Fetus Explodes As The Antichrist Descends Into Your Soul
Disc 4: "Miscellaneous Satanism"
Get Satan (My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit Remix)
Get Satan (My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit Remix) (Radio Edit)
Reach For The Dead (My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit Remix)
It's Going Down! (My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit Remix)
Holding Back The Years
Santa Contemplates His Pregnancy-Termination Options While Gazing Into The Pit To Hell That Doubles As His Self-Heating Workshop
Santa Aborts His Own Fetus In A Jamaican-Themed Satanic Ceremony
Santa Masturbates While Watching The Reindeers Fuck The Elves
GG Allin Sodomized By A Giant Hypodermic Needle While Forced To Entertain Santa Claus At Gunpoint
The Ceremony Is Fulfilled As Santa Is Consumed By Satan In A Quick Bite
Santa Is Digested By Satan Over A Million Years
Generic People Pathetically Mourn The Death Of Christmas Before They Inevitably Die And Are Tortured Forever By Satan
The Unauthorized Autobiography Of Satan's Aborted Fetus
Satan Performs An Interpretative Translation Of John Mayer's "Paradise Valley"
Black Mass For Music Loving Maggots
Disc 5: The Unending Sound Of Satan Raping God's Vivisected Face With His Serrated Member Using The Torn Fetus Birthed From His Own Terminal Rape Of Jesus' Anal Womb As A Naturally Lubricating Condom In Order To Perversely Activate The Remaining Pleasure Centers In God's Still Twitching Brain While Generations Of Furiously Masturbating And Hideously Acned West Virginian Teenagers Guide Sky Blackening Drones From Secret Airfields At The Ends Of The Earth To Rip God's Limbs Off Over The Course Of A Thousand Years While The Barely Conscious Brainstem Is Fucked Again By Satan And Simultaneously By Every Creature That Has Ever Lived With Every Kind Of Natural And Artificial Cock As The Sickeningly Broken Face Is Washed And Nourished Repeatedly By Foul Niagaras Of Cum Until Time Reaches The Point Of Infinite Recursion And The Final Moment Which Is Replayed In The Viewfinder Of The Universe Forever Is The Raw And Bleeding Blade Of Satan's Bloated And Yet Tireless Dick-Head Finally Piercing The Nerves That Kept God Alive For Endless Debauched Centuries And Is Now Releasing Him If Only For A Precious Half-Second That Will Never Be Continued Only Subsumed By The Unending Sound (Previously Unreleased) (2013)
Rape Chauffeur
Disc 6: The Unending Sound Of Satan Raping God's Vivisected Face With His Serrated Member Using The Torn Fetus Birthed From His Own Terminal Rape Of Jesus' Anal Womb As A Naturally Lubricating Condom In Order To Perversely Activate The Remaining Pleasure Centers In God's Still Twitching Brain While Generations Of Furiously Masturbating And Hideously Acned West Virginian Teenagers Guide Sky Blackening Drones From Secret Airfields At The Ends Of The Earth To Rip God's Limbs Off Over The Course Of A Thousand Years While The Barely Conscious Brainstem Is Fucked Again By Satan And Simultaneously By Every Creature That Has Ever Lived With Every Kind Of Natural And Artificial Cock As The Sickeningly Broken Face Is Washed And Nourished Repeatedly By Foul Niagaras Of Cum Until Time Reaches The Point Of Infinite Recursion And The Final Moment Which Is Replayed In The Viewfinder Of The Universe Forever Is The Raw And Bleeding Blade Of Satan's Bloated And Yet Tireless Dick-Head Finally Piercing The Nerves That Kept God Alive For Endless Debauched Centuries And Is Now Releasing Him If Only For A Precious Half-Second That Will Never Be Continued Only Subsumed By The Unending Sound (The Jonestown Death Tape Demo Version) (Previously Unreleased) (2013)
Our Rape Chauffeur Leads Us To Death As We Weep
Disc 7: The Unauthorized Autobiography Of Satan's Aborted Fetus (Extended Version) (2013)
1. The Unauthorized Autobiography Of Satan's Aborted Fetus (Extended Version) (Radio Edit)
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- Barcode: 9781847712011
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