Description
Track Listing
Shitnoise Powerviolence Can Suck My Fucking Man Cunt
Grinding Horse Meat For Pig Swill
Eyeball Licking Is A Legitimate Fetish
Mother-Cunt-Fucker
This Song Has No.1 Written All Over It
But This One Is Fucking Shit
Two Dicks Docking
Fist Fucking A Prolapsed Rectum
Drinking Tramp Sick Through A Hole In The Bottom Of A Skip
Cumming Over Pictures Of Hilary Clinton
Dog Fucker Fucking Dogs
Purple Vein (Prince Cover)
Jesus Also Thinks You're A Fucking Cunt
Your Phone Number Written In Bloody Shit On A Toilet Wall
Meat Masturbation
Waiter, Waiter, There's A Deflowered Cunt In My Soup
Inflatable Fucktard Doll
Shitting Out Broken Glass
Kid With Down's Syndrome Wearing A Deflowered Cunt Tee Shirt
Your Cunt Is Bollocks Deep In My Throat
This One's A Classic
Dick Is Short For Richard, Richards Dick Is Short
Skull Fucked While In A Vegetative State
I Swear I Didn't Know She Was Three
Fingerblasted Fudge Tunnel
Me And My Raping Hammer
Your Mom Scissorfucking My Mom
Pissing Puss
Breastfeeding In Public Is On My To-Do List
A Disappointing Post Mortum Blow Job
Asphixi-Wank
Every Dumb Fuck Stupid Fucking Thing You've Ever Said Or Done Laid Bare For Everyone To See
The Ratio Of People To Limbs In The Paralympics Is Fucked
Shitty Ass To Mouth
My Girlfriends Husband Fights For My Freedom
A Cunt Shaped Hole Carved In Meat
I Fucked The Girl In Hanson
Cut Your Own Fucking Throat And Choke You Fucking Cunt
Diving For Clams In A Piss Ridden Brothel
Spitting Out Splintered Teeth
Zombie Octopus Tentacle Fuck
Cleveland Steamer
Ceflowered Cunt's Christmas Song
Cold Cunt, Warm Beer
Die Screaming In 40,000 Pounds Of Horse Shit
Double Dicked In The Stoma Hole
Self Harm Gets Me Hard
A Never Ending Stream Of Cunts Fucking Everything Up Until We All Suffocate And Bake On A Dead Fucking Planet
Sex Reassignment Surgery Performed On An Unconscious Vicar
Deflowered Cunt Fucking Hate You
No One Misses Prostitutes
Dxcx Are Hated
A Cannon Full Of Clown Shit Fired Point Blank In Your Face
Two Rednecks And One Nervous Pig
Bludgeoned To Weath With A Lump Of Frozen Shit
Anal Cunt Stole Our Band Name
Prison Shank Death-Fist Party
Punched The Fuck To Sleep
Your Mom Is Still Scissor Fucking My Mom
Rectal Massacre
Black Lunged Meth Addict With A Raging Hard On
Dickhead Enabler
Deepthroating For Jesus
Hammer Fueled Cock And Ball Torture
Deflowered Cunt Played Over The Tanoy In A Nursing Home Until Everyone Shits Themselves To Death
Blast Furnace Vasectomy
I Stood On A Lego And My Fucking Leg Exploded
Mistaking Napalm For Lube
My Birth Certificate Is An Apology Letter From The Abortion Clinic
Maggot Infested Sweet Meats
Post Masturbation Self Loathing
A Barrage Of Shit Filled Puke
Anal Beard Swarming With Lice
Nobody Cares About Your Shitty Noisecore Band
200 Paracetamol And A Quart Of Tequila, Two Razor Blades And A Nice Hot Bath
Shooting The Shit With The Village Idiot
Sweet Rims On My Dank Ride
A Face That Could Launch A Thousand Shits
Fresh Meat Prison-Buggered Into Oblivion
The Unfortunate Outcome Of Your Parents Pathetic Lust
No Cure For Being A Cunt
Branding Iron Baptism
An All Encompassing Complete And Total Terrorfuck
The Spacedicks Appreciation Society
A Dildo Dipped In Dog Piss
I've Got All The Diseases, All Of Them
Neo-Necro Death Shits
By The Saw I Live
When You Speak I Want To Murder You Slowly
Bat Shit Fucking Mental Bastard With A Baseball Bat
A Leper And His Limbs Are Easily Parted
Gut Punching Girl Guides And Stealing Their Cookies
I Live In A Bin And Get Jizzed On For Money
A Cop With His Hand On His Dick And His Gun In Your Face
Deep Fried Dog Dick Finger Food
Catastrophic Colostomy Bag Failure
Dropping Roofies Gives Me A Sore Asshole
A Savage Blow To The Testicles
Knicker Sniffer
I've Finally Found A Woman Who Will Shit On My Neck
An Advert For Ladyboys Who Shit On Peoples Necks
A Magical Adventure Full Of Wonder And Ponies
Celebrating By Gently Masturbating And Weeping Quietly
Bodybag
Why Don't You Stick Your Fucking Snow Globe Up Your Arse?
You've Got Shit On Your Breath
It's Ridiculously Shallow, It's The Best I Can Do
How About It Huh? How A-Fucking-Bout It?
Cancer Is The Magic Cure For People
Well That's All Cool By Me
My Armchair Is A Wheelchair
I'm Slowly Breaking All The Windows In My Greenhouse, Now I'm Homeless And All Without
If I Bleed Any More I Won't Be Able To Get Up For Work In The Morning
It's Your Birthday Joe!
I Bet You'd Chew His Fucking Face Off
I'm So Butt Hurt, You Look Like You'd Throw Me A Bone, You Look Like A Nice Guy
Fucking Cunt
How About That Football Shit Huh?
Fuck Fucking Physics
Ooooosh! \Par
I Can't Write Anymore...
Myxomatosis Killed My Bunny Rabbit
I'm So Fucking Horny But My Cock Has Fallen Off
I'm What You Wanted Isn't It?
Now Grind Your Fucking Face Into The Ground Before I Punch It The Fuck Off
Sentience Is A State Of Mind, And Your State Of Mind Is Fucking Supid
I Fucked Everything, Then Everything Fucked Me
Bastard Blood Bleeding Thoughts Thoughts Bleeding Bastard Blood Dead \Par
Wanking Outside A 7-11
What Do I Do With All These Nails?
The Glue Sniffers In My Neighbourhood Never Share Their Shit With Me
Lovewall
I Bet You Thought This Would All Be Over Soon? No Such Fucking Luck Son (Radio Edit Designed For Commercial Airplay)
Start Strong, Finish Dead
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9789083682013
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