Description
Track Listing
Longmont Potion Castle
Lonmont Theme
Brian
Longmont Theme 2
Polynesian Showgroup
Sweet's Audio/Video
Lotion 1
Longmont Medley 1
Lotion 2
Exotic Cookies 1
I Don't Know, Brother
Nipper 1
Matthew: 5, Verse: 9
Fists 1
Bracket
Les
Sam Goody
Longmont Medley 2
Spit Peaches
Exotic Cookies 2
Bugs
Concrete Fountains
I Don't Know Brother 2
Know French Lady
Frank
Valdez Chewbacca
The Wall
Longmont Medley 3
Chalice
Bonecrusher Smith
The Evil Dope
Exotic Cookies 3
Whip 1
Whip 2
Voice-Over Guy
Helium Lambs
Whistle-blower
OK, You Got It
Evergreen Motel
Longmont Medley 3
I Don't Know, Brother 3
Stop This Nonsense
I'm In My Barn
Travis
Listen, Steve
Candice
Greetings
Party Line
Nipper 2
Lamb
Fingerhut
Chisel
2 Live Crew
Circus Tickets
Burn
Putty 1
Putty 2
Old-Timer
Dudley
Do You Catch My Drift
Fists 2
Packaging Store 1
Rap Hotline
Packaging Store 2
Otis
Voice Mail Mysteries
Cleats
Nipper 3
Longmont Potion Castle II
Emilio
Steve's Meat Market
Baked Goods
Grover Loaf
Queen Bee BBQ
Fingerhut 2
Evergreen Motel 2
Lamb Patch
Longmont Medley 5
Cymbal
Weird
Voice-Over Guy
Square Dance
Rifle
Longmont Theme 3
Bronchial Tubes
Eel Bowel
Digital Bowels
UPS Ass
Trouble Hanging Up
Get the Damn Law
Butt Bowel
Longmont Medley 6
Packaging Store
Crazy Monkey
Kick My Bowel
Hog Jowel
Longmont Theme 4
Longmont Medley 7
Longmont Theme 5
My Aunt & Uncle
Magnetic Bowel 1
Old Hog Jowel
Steve's Meat Market 2
Magnetic Bowel 2
12-Gauge
Make My Day
Bowel Delivery
Hernia Package
Longmont Medley 8
Beef House
Lesbian Magnet
Longmont Medley 9
Who Are You
Mad Man Garcia's Tires
Green Beret
Longmont Medley 10
Wrestling Match
Longmote Theme 6
Call Wating Thing
Longmont Medley 11
Flying Elvi
Your Old Friend, Roy
Kill Cockroaches
Loud Sounds
Give Me The Phone Number
Steve's Meat Market 3
Bull Riders Only
Turtle Bowel
Sausage Lady
I Don't Know, Sister
Siamese Peacock Bowel
The Cult Is Deceptive
Legal Pornographic Films
Siamese Peacock Bowel 2
Eel Bowel
Delmo
Longmont Theme 7
Longmont Potion Castle III
Rich Karlas
AT&T vs. MCI
Freddie
Goggle By Tandy
Evergreen Motel 3
Give Me The Phone Number
Nugent
Vitamin Guy
Flutter Rate
Desmond
Nouget
Rolo
Centipedes 1
Wedge of Mackerel
Rob
GG Allin
Elephant Tonsils
Steve's Meat Market 4
Centipedes 2
Sausage Lady 1
Donut Handler
Nannette Nunanacci
Gugliotta 2
Julio
Sausage Lady 2
Gugliotta 2
Gomez
Spleen
Coaxial Flutter
Red Miller
Lesbian Music
Putty 1
Putty Theme
Lion's Lair
Wizard of Wor
Underbakke & Associates
Puffy Twinkie
Student In Guitar Lesson
Cymbal
Scrotum Sausage
Putty 2
Sausage Lady 3
Laverne Beasley
Ethel's House of Soul
Rusty Savage
Buddy Gripple
Zingers
Shut Up
Brother Marvin
Embroidered Nipper
Grandpa Tweedles
Stick Insect
Bonecrusher Smith
DeFranco's Boots
Nectarines
Longmont Potion Castle 4
The Excitement Of Tandy
Retrovaoprized Nebulizer
Talkin' Whip
Chess
Getting Nice
No Haircuts
Bert
Pleated Approach
Nash
Montoyan/Artesian Connection
Bud
To Sir With Millipedes
Voltor For Glick
Coalition #1
Coalition #2
Snow Camps
Live Lamb From Lebanon #1
Bruschotti
Live Lamb From Lebanon #2
Good Lord
The Meaning Of The Word
Harold Sacks
Vending Machines
Antonio
Warble
No Bueno
Owl #1
Owl #2
Mumra And Ape
Crash Out
Darwinian Society
The Polish Stallion
Abraham
Abraham Drops His Mask
Collage #1
Buzz Off
Les
Now Hiring
Collage #2
Collage #3
Falcon and Whip
Kill The Whip
At The Feet Of The Master
No Teeth to Bust
Son Of A Bitch
Extra Large Sausages
Dick Trickle
Christian Connections
A Simple Inquiry
Metal Interlude #5
Lipitor
Accidental Death Insurance
Y2K
Scrimmage
Squid On My Side
Octopus
Answer Team
Rex
Leprechaun Julius
Batfish
Wallace
Mortuary Vs. Office Max
Wax Trax Vs Chic-Fil-A
Albertson's Vs. Albertson's
Tommy Wong's Vs. Tony Rigatoni's
Sunsine Vs. Orange Julius
Blockbuster Vs. Blockbuster
Wall Units Vs. Waffle House
Late-Eighties-Vein
Stop Playing Harmonica
Goat
Levi
Peacock
Sam Goody
Beef House
Rec Center
Orange Julius #418
Date Line
Baseball Game Beer Guy
Sherbert
Collage #0
Orange Julius #419
Mallards
Free Manure
Owls
Snow Flake Cleaners
Virtual Balboa
Selena
Gymnastic Lady
Orange Julius #420
Metal Interlude (missing)
Limes
Longmont Potion Castle 5
Loud Tones
UPS Freakout
Spencer Zebra
Aqualamb
Helium Socket
Hop Sing
Chowder Julius
Election Blues
Frickey Weaver
Boats
Fennel Cartwright
Neighborhood Bar
Chinese Bowling Balls
Delmo
Chimp Giraffe Loop
Internal Metalude
Wovenloaf
Pill Salesmen
Sausage Lady
Twist & Shout
Tommy Vee
Squid Sandwich
UPS Freakout 2
Kemosabe
3-Way Mayhem
All Caps
Bonus Disc
Untitled 1 (2006 - unreleased)
Untitled 2 (2006 - unreleased)
Internal Metalude (LPC5)
Metal Interlude #0 (7")
Metal Interlude #0.5 (7")
Metal Interlude (Late-Eighties-Veinn)
Metal Interlude 5 (LPC 4)
Theme From Live From LPC (Video)
Untitled 1 (LPC 3)
Untitled 2 (LPC 3)
Bonus Features DVD
Live From Longmont Potion Castle
Return To The Longmont Potion Castle
"Burn" video
LPC Video Medley
Internal Metalude (Live 12/2/05)
Implement Of Prognosis demo + LPC Outtakes
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9780957550261
- Release Date: December 08, 2025
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