Gold : The Metal That Rules The World

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Never Sorry

Herman

Laughing At The World 3

William

Revenge Of The Nards

Neon Pope/ Neon Poop

Tripping Cretins

The Rocks Are Lights

Thorns In Our Side

Mushroom Mutants

Melting Piano Man

Laughing At The World 4

Enter: Yvette

School Library

Scream Queen

Rectal Pus Rules

Splashing Floor

Gold Vomit

Mom Drugs

Zodiacs

I Drink To That

I Smoke To That

Fuck You Davey

Fuck You Yvette

Fuck You Billdo, Fuck Yoou Scotty, Fuck You Jason

Wonder Joints

Blurry

I Wanna Be Your Log

Garbage Bag Of Weed

Jason Eats Shit

We Are RECTAL PUS

Crypt Crapper

Toilet Ghouls

School Cafeteria

Metal Lames

Punk Sames

Sherrif Shitface

Fake Doom Jam

Big Business Bums

Cold Nylons

Amusing Antics

Gotta Fart

Playground Party

Cement Tubes

Chainsaw My Legs

Chainsaw My Face

Fuck The Neighbors

Shit Mouth

Wet Farts

Xacto Pirates

Billdo's Pocket

AWOL

Library Creeps

Violent Masturbation

• Genre: General & world history, History: specific events and topics, Material culture
• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9781398829046
• Release Date: February 01, 2026

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