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Track Listing
Here Comes Everything!
Skillfully Using Her Anus, Barbra Streisand Milked Richard Nixon's Cock Dry
Partially Unshaven Areas Around The Mouth Edges
I Would Like To Drink Some Milk From Hitomi Tanaka's Tits
"Just Fuckin’ Piles And Piles Of Ground Beef, They Were Blocking The Fuckin’ Door."
Everything About Noel Gallagher Is Depressing
Insane Pre-Recorded Monorail Narrator
George Osbourne Sheds His Human Skin
America Does Not Exist
Ant And Dec Take Turns Bumming A Postbox
Terry Wogan And Gabby Roslin Take Turns Wanking A Brick
Kurt Cobain Sticks A Cheesegrater Up His Blowhole And Calls It Christmas
It Is The Year Nineteen-Nickety-Nackety-Noo, And A Million Tony Slatterys Roam The Land
I Don’t Feel So Good
1970s Beef Curry Diary With Illustrative Photographs
The Chemicals That Made Cresta Frothy Caused Cancer
Decadence In Banstead
Everyday Is Like Sunday (Cover Version)
Not Everything With A Triangle Is A Sign Of The Illuminati
Following Through
Harmony Korine Smells Of Pee And Lives In A Bin, The End.
Just Going Off To Have A Cheeky Volvic
Denial Is A River In Ireland
Jurassic Park With Extra Dinosaurs
Jurassic Park With Only One Dinosaur
Jurassic Park With Normal Amount Of Dinosaurs But They’re All Made Of Gas
How Do You Peter
This Is The Sexiest Eisteddfod I’ve Ever Been To
After Biting The Baby, Iain Duncan Smith Had To Be Put Down
Hanatarash 6 - Phillip Best Is My Crazy Vagina
The Frog Chorus (Cover Version)
Celebrating 1000 Years Of The Simpsons
Morons From Outer Space Was A Film Starring Mel Smith And Griff Rhys Jones
That’s Our Spoggo
We Hope You Are Enjoying The Show
During Winter You Need Clouds To Block The Sun, Cos The Sun Is Too Low
In 2011, Thatcher Didn’t Die
In 2012, Thatcher Didn’t Die
In 2013, Thatcher Died
In 2014, There Was The Incident With The Pigeon
Why Was The Guild Home Video Logo So Sinister
Let’s Push Fred Phelps Down A Hill
Beware Of French Ghosts
Take Care Around Norwegian Spirits
Watch Out For Dutch Entities
Pot Noodles - They’re Gorgeous, Says TV’s Peter Baynham
Fucking Cold Innit
If You Wanna Be The Best, Ooo-oooh, Defenestration’s What You Need
Windows 8 Is An Abortion
Theme From Moonlighting (Cover Version)
BPI Coffee Morning
Bendy Liam Gallagher Surges Through Electric Piss-Palace
Herbie Goes Fucking Apeshit
The Excellent Belgian Fist
Knackered Video Of Australian Doctor Who Lolly Advert
Paddy McGuinness Gouges Out Eye During Taping Of Take Me Out
Americans: Stop Saying “Super” All The Time
I’m Going To Punch Linux In The Face
You Know What, I Don’t Even Like Eggs
No, Woodstock Is Not Snoopy’s Mortal Enemy, You Fucking Idiot
Topical Topics
Hey, How About Those Blackburn Rovers?
Oh Fuck It’s Selwyn Froggit
The Annual John Lennon Disabled People Mocking & Fearing Competition 1972
Miami Sound Machine Vs. Boris Johnson
Lester Piggot, Lester Piggot, Lester Piggot, Lester Piggot
I’m Caught In A Trap And I Can’t Walk Out Because I Love You Too Much Baby
Oi Gidowwwt Of It Oi’ll Give Yew A Beltin’ If I Get Me ‘Ands On Yew
Plums
Well, We’re On Track 70 Now
"I Do Solemnly Swear On The American Flag That I Will Hunt Down, Kill And Eat Purple Aki."
Microwave Poo Rice
Hey You Get Ready Get On Your Feet Get Into Gear And Hit This Street
The Stench Of Rotting Minds
In A Moment, Pop Will Eat Itself - Right Now, Sinead O’Connor’s Gaping Anus
Oblique Strategy #43 - Ooh! ‘Ave A Banana
Fuckadoodledoo
Fried Crispy Seaweed Is Not Actually Seaweed, I Was Disappointed To Learn
Noam Chomsky's Big Night Out
The Smell Of Adorno And Derrida
Bang Bang! It’s Debord And Becker-Ho
When Beginning New School, Children Must Have Plentiful Supply Of Biscuits, Otherwise Fainting
Joy Division Oven Gloves Of The Rich And Famous
And They Had Not One But Two Eamonn Andrews Board Games
Remix Of “Regulate” By Warren G
Extended Remix Of “Regulate” By Warren G
Sesame Street Was Brought To You Today By The Letters M, T, And Political Apathy
Do You Feel Tired, Rundown, Depressed?
It Is Well Known That Blur Killed Baggy By Making A Baggy Album
The All-New Ben Moran Slimy Hipster Look For 2011
Track 91, Film ‘82
Latex Lampoonery
I Actually Wanted Dreadlocks Because I Wanted To Look Like Victor Lewis-Smith
"Good Evening, I Am Hitomi Tanaka, You’re Watching Thames News."
Spending A Weekend Chipping Paint Off Of A Guitar Scratchplate
Ronald Reagan Was One Sinister Motherfucker
Funky Gibbon (Cover Version)
According To David Stubbs, There Should Be No Humour In Music
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Let’s Cremate Rob Newman
Why Not Knit Hats For The Elderly Instead Of Smoothie Bottles?
Respect The Value Of Really Boring Music
The Annual John Lennon Cunt-A-Thon 1973
Courtney Love Fake Nude (They’ll Be Screaming In The Streets Of Kensington Tonight)
Antihistamine, My Antihistamine
Kicking Aleister Crowley’s Cock Off
I Like Cats
Cats Are Nice
I Wish I Was A Cat
Renal Failure
I Do Not Understand The High Pitched Noises You Are Making
Mr Bean (Horror Has A Human Face)
Roughly Four Seconds Of Distorted Sounds
What The Hell Am I Doing With My Life
New Arena For The Execution Of Channel 4 Executives
Leave It To Jeffrey Bernard (Beaver Is Unwell)
If You Believe In It Enough, You Probably Still Won’t Be Able To Make It Happen
How To Win Friends And Influence People By Using DAZ Studio
Corpse Of Michael Gove Quartered And Displayed In The Four Corners Of The Kingdom
Tintin And The Mystery Of The Really Bad Novel By Frederick Tuten
I’ve Been Sat Here Thinking Up All These Titles And I Feel Really Ill
John Cage Escapes In Gyrocopter
You’ll Never Have A Bugger Bit Of Better On Your Knife
Hitomi Tanaka’s National Coal Board Mining Review (No 22, 1969)
Up Above The Streets And Houses, Morrissey Climbing High
Kryten From Red Dwarf Shows You How To Get Perfect Abs
Kryten From Red Dwarf Demonstrates This Time-Saving Egg Slicer
Kryten From Red Dwarf Walks Around A DIY Centre Roaring His Head Off
Ready Or Not By The Fugees (HD) (I Own Nothing)
Wool
Italian Hard Cheese
Multiple John Lennon Human Centipede
The Lead Singer From The Offspring Has The Worst Voice Of All Of The Humans
Where Have You Gone, Dave The Cardboard Box, A Nation Turns Its Lonely Eyes To You
Scooby Doo & The 13 Ghosts Of Lou Reed
Chris Brown’s Body Shatters To Pieces Like Fine China And The Air Is Filled With A Fine Spray Of Saline
Yahoo News Comments Read Out By Teddy Ruxpin
Once More With Feeling
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781487013134
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