Rectal Smegma - To Serve And Protect [VINYL]

A Storm is Brewing: Rectal Smegma Returns! After a long silence, the Dutch goregrind gods rise triumphantly from the depths! With their album 'To Serve And Protect', the band returns with unstoppable force.

The CD version will be released via Rotten Roll, while the vinyl will be exclusively available through Kernkraftritter - two titans of the extreme music scene joining forces to deliver pure goregrind chaos!

What can you expect?

A relentless onslaught of brutal riffs, blistering blast beats, and the unmistakable vocals that have made Rectal Smegma legends. Perfect production, intense artwork and tracks that will rip your eardrums apart.

A strong contender for the grindcore release of the year!

Join the celebration!

To properly unleash this masterpiece, an Epik release party will take place on March 29, 2025, in Braunschweig! Together with Kernkraftritter Rectal Smegma will turn the venue into a battlefield of inflatable animals, toilet paper, and pure chaos!

Stay tuned, follow Rectal Smegma on social media, and prepare for the grindcore apocalypse! In the meantime, Rectal Smegma will stay on duty To Serve And Protect.

Ballsnack

Tiktokker Kinderlokker

To Serve And Protect

Adam And Steve

Her Truffle Butter Makes Me Stutter

Cocaine And Abel

Bloempa

Epik

Living On The Itch

Beyond Bigboy Beastiality

Prostitute Retriggerment

Slow, Deep and Extra Hard

Johnny (the Dedicated Dildo Dork)

Cough Syrup Suppository

Discodick

Pinky Flower District

Purple Gain

• Genre: Rock
• Product Type: Vinyl
• Barcode: 4039967593849
• Release Date: July 18, 2025

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