Description
Track Listing
1987 - Implement Of Prognosis - Butcher The Paleontologist
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1988 - Longmont Potion Castle
Longmont Theme 1
Brian
Longmont Theme 2
Polynesian Showgroup
Sweet's Audio/Video
Lotion 1
Longmont Medley 1
Lotion 2
Exotic Cookies 1
I Don't Know, Brother 1
Nipper 1
Matthew: 5, Verse: 9
Fists 1
Bracket
Les
Sam Goody
Longmont Medley 2
Spit Peaches
Exotic Cookies 2
Bugs
Concrete Fountains
I Don't Know, Brother 2
Known French Lady
Frank
Valdez Chewbacca
The Wall
Longmont Medley 3
Chalice
Bonecrusher Smith
The Evil Dope
Exotic Cookies 3
Whip 1
Whip 2
Voice-Over Guy 1
Helium Lambs
Whistle-Blower
OK, You Got It
Evergreen Motel 1
Longmont Medley 4
I Don't Know, Brother 3
Stop This Nonsense
I'm In My Barn
Travis
Listen, Steve
Candice
Greetings
Party Line
Nipper 2
Lamb
Fingerhut
Chisel
2 Live Crew
Circus Tickets
Burn
Putty 1
Putty 2
Old-Timer
Dudley
Do You Catch My Drift
Fists 2
Packaging Store 1
Rap Hotline
Packaging Store 2
Otis
Voice Mail Mysteries
Cleats
Nipper 3
3-Way Calls To Operator
Senior Citizen Scams
Impaired Invader
1992 - Longmont Potion Castle 2
Emilio
Steve's Meat Market 1
Baked Goods
Grover Loaf
Queen Bee BBQ
Fingerhut 2
Evergreen Motel 2
Lamb Patch
Longmont Medley 5
Cymbal
Weird
Voice-Over Guy 2
Square Dance
Rifle
Longmont Theme 3
Bronchial Tubes
Eel Bowel 1
Digital Bowels
UPS Ass
Trouble Hanging Up
Get The Damn Law
Butt Bowel
Longmont Medley 6
Packaging Store 3
Crazy Monkey
Kick My Bowel
Hog Jowel
Longmont Theme 4
Longmont Medley 7
Longmont Theme 5
My Aunt & Uncle
Magnetic Bowel 1
Old Hog Jowel
Steve's Meat Market 2
Magnetic Bowel 2
12-Gauge
Make My Day
Bowel Delivery
Hernia Package
Longmont Medley 8
Beef House
Lesbian Magnet
Longmont Medley 9
Who Are You
Mad Man Garcia's Tires
Green Beret
Longmont Medley 10
Wrestling Match
Longmont Theme 6
Call Waiting Thing
Longmont Medley 11
Flying Elvi
Your Old Friend, Roy
Kill Cockroaches
Loud Sounds
Give Me The Phone Number
Steve's Meat Market 3
Bull Riders Only
Turtle Bowel
Sausage Lady 1
I Don't Know, Sister
Siamese Peacock Bowel 1
The Cult Is Deceptive
Legal Pornographic Films
Siamese Peacock Bowel 2
Eel Bowel 2
Delmo
Longmont Theme 7
Smackaround
18th & Tremont
1995 - Longmont Potion Castle 3
Rich Karlas
AT&T Vs. MCI
Freddie
Goggle By Tandy
Evergreen Motel 3
Give Me The Phone Number
Nugent
Vitamin Guy
Flutter Rate
Desmond
Nouget
Rolo
Centipedes 1
Wedge Of Mackerel
Rope
GG Allin
Elephant Tonsils
Steve's Meat Market 4
Centipedes 2
Sausage Lady 1
Donut Handler
Nannette Nunanacci
Gugliotta 1
Julio Ointment
Sausage Lady 2
Gugliotta 2
Gomez
Spleen
Coaxial Flutter
Red Miller
Lesbian Music
Putty 1
Putty Theme
Lion's Lair
Wizard Of Wor
Underbakke & Associates
Puffy Twinkie
Student In Guitar Lesson
Cymbal
Scrotum Sausage
Putty 2
Sausage Lady 3
Laverne Beasley Lithograph
Ethel's House Of Soul
Rusty Savage
Buddy Gripple
Zingers
Shut Up
Brother Marvin
Embroidered Nipper
Grandpa Tweedles
Stick Insect
Bonecrusher Smith
DeFranco's Boots
Nectarines
Untitled 1
Untitled 2
Untitled 3
2000 - Ralph Miller - Miller Time
I Don't Know What You're Talking About
Are You Sure You're Not Stalking Me?
Who Am I Talking To?
A Stalker Or A Stocker?
Answering Machine Mayhem
Insufficient Funds
Get Me A Tape
I Had My Car Hijacked
What Are People Playing Games For?
I Don't Know How To Stop These People
I've Never Not Lived Up To My Honor
I Don't Appreciate Being Called A Liar
2001 - Longmont Potion Castle 4
The Excitement Of Tandy
Retro Vaporized Nebulizer
Talkin' Whip
Chess
Getting Nice
No Haircuts
Bert
Pleated Approach
Nash
Montoyan/Artesian Connection
Bud
To Sir With Millipedes
Voltor For Glick
Coalition #1
Coalition #2
Snow Camps
Live Lamb From Lebanon #1
Bruschotti
Live Lamb From Lebanon #2
Good Lord
The Meaning Of The Word
Harold Sacks
Vending Machines
Antonio
Warble
No Bueno
Owl #1
Owl #2
Mumra And Ape
Crash Out
Darwinian Society
The Polish Stallion
Abraham
Abraham Drops His Mask
Collage #1
Buzz Off
Les
Now Hiring
Collage #2
Collage #3
Falcon And Whip
Kill The Whip
At The Feet Of The Master
No Teeth To Bust
Son Of A Bitch
Extra Large Sausages
Dick Trickle
Christian Connections
A Simple Inquiry
Metal Interlude 5
Lipitor
Accidental Death Insurance
Y2K
Scrimmage
Squid On My Side
Octopus
Answer Team
Rex
Leprechaun Julius
Batfish
Wallace
Mortuary Vs. Office Max
Wax Trax Vs. Chic-Fil-A
Albertson's Vs. Albertson's
Tommy Wong's Vs. Tony Rigatoni's
Sunshine Vs. Julius
Blockbuster Vs. Blockbuster
Wall Units Vs. Waffle House
Marilyn Manson's Voice Mail
Barbara Walters' Assistants
Beck's Lawyer
Scott Baio
Table For 2
Crash Out 2
Brown Sugar
Grease Monkey
Bass Player
Lamb 3
LPC & Negativland - KGNU FM
Red Dog
2001 - Longmont Potion Castle 4 (Session Tapes)
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2003 - Longmont Potion Castle - Late-Eighties-Vein
Stop Playing Harmonica
Goat
Levi
Peacock
Sam Goody
Beef House
Rec Center
Orange Julius #418
Date Line
Baseball Game Beer Guy
Sherbert
Collage #0
Orange Julius #419
Mallards
Free Manure
Owls
Snow Flake Cleaners
Virtual Balboa
Selena
Gymnastic Lady
Orange Julius #420
Metal Interlude (Missing)
Limes
Super Nintendo
African Toolbox
2005 - Longmont Potion Castle 5
Loud Tones
UPS Freakout 1
Spencer Zebra
Aqualamb
Helium Socket
Hop Sing
Chowder Julius
Election Blues
Frickey Weaver
Boats
Fennel Cartwright
Neighborhood Bar
Chinese Bowling Balls
Delmo
Chimp Giraffe Loop
Internal Metalude
Wovenloaf
Pill Salesmen
Sausage Lady
Twist & Shout
Tommy Vee
Squid Sandwich
UPS Freakout 2
Kemosabe
3-Way Mayhem
All Caps
Leather And Liquor
Coyote
Balladeer Dogbite
2005 - Longmont Potion Castle 5 (Session Tapes)
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2006 - Videos
Live From Longmont Potion Castle
Burn
Return To The Longmont Potion Castle
Chess
Internal Metalude· (Live 12-2-05)
LPC Video Medley
Squaresville
Dick Dale
2008 - Implement Of Prognosis - Cauterized Toxicologist
Neworld
Venomumra
Mono/Polyploids
Peace
Varicolored
Agony
Dreadrush
Aggromemnon
Variolored (Edit)
2008 - Longmont Potion Castle 6
Radial Saw
Radio Julius
Moisturization
Hound Bowel
Dog Gnash
Horsewhip
Frogleg
Lobster
Citation
I Am A Cop
Gangs And Your Business
Grover
Tubular Malpractice
Sandyman
Telechoice
Holmes (Featuring Tesla)
Can O' B.S.
Yucatan Suckerman
Good Faith
Fiddle Faddle
McNuts
Watch Hut
Interlude Finale
Telechoice 2
Telechoice 3
2009 - Longmont Potion Castle 7
Negative Feedback
Eddie Money
LPC 7 Medley 1
Spicy Legato
LPC 7 Theme 1
I'm Smelly
Alex Trebek
LPC 7 Medley 2
Rick Derringer
LPC 7 Theme 2
Eugene's Substance
Interlude Encore
Reverser
Adapter
Guitarville
2010 - Implement Of Prognosis - Abject Seismologist
Nonlookers
Listenerless
Nonslaught
Infestivism
Fraudience
Woefulhäus
Slick Panther
Amber Hiss
Amber Hiss (Return)
Infinintro
Untitled
2011 - Longmont Potion Castle 8
Squaresville
Melissa Prophet
Yodeling Jacques
Retro Hang Glider
Tough Shed
Bertha's
LPC 8 Medley
NBS Electronics
LPC 8 Theme
Tree Removal
Eddie Money 2
Mummies
Sea-Doo Islandia
Army Recruiters
God Bless You Abundantly
Video Knockout
Interlude Reprise
Big Daddy's Pizza
Christine Ward
Gerardo
Halfway House
Hollywood Tans
Misc. Eddie Money
Shoe Boat
Slidell Rhymer
2012 - Longmont Potion Castle 9
Clown Motel
Interloper's Room Service
Cables From Guam
NBS Electronics 2
LPC 9 Theme 1
LPC 9 Medley 1
Lizards
Cyberfights
LPC 9 Theme 2
LPC 9 Medley 2
Dirk And Josh
Zia Records
Bare Essentials
Big Big Banana
UPS Freakout 3
Kiplet's Prayer
Coffin Shop
LPC 9 Interlude
Hub Cap Joe
Merle Allin
Fine Art
Book Shop
Handicapable
Strip Club Struggle
LPC 9 Medley 3
Tree Bark
2013 - Longmont Potion Castle 10
Fog Machine
Lamb Dilemma
Deiter's Heat
Liquor Outlet
Interloper's Probation
LPC 10 Medley 1
3-Way Melee
Turtle Pleasure
LPC 10 Medley 2
Neighbor Noise
LPC 10 Theme
President Hater
Greetlings
Catfish
Music School
LPC 10 Interlude
Fifi
UPS Flipout
Trebek Interloper
Rabbit Dealers
Absinthe Dealers
Trebek Glasgow
Ticket Prick
Fracassettes
Trebek Tavern
Interview
2014 - Longmont Potion Castle 11
Helicopter Cannon
Swamp Donkey
Alex Trebek + Jeremy Piven
LPC 11 Medley 1
Fox News
Alex Trebek + Jose Canseco
LPC 11 Medley 2
LPC 11 Theme
Alex Trebek + David Koechner
Gelatinous Parcel
Molecular Lionel
Profiterole Frittata
Teary Eyed
LPC 11 Interlude
Golf Wolf
Super Bowl Halftime
Trebek's Pouch
Judge Joseph Wapner
Molecular Lionel Theme
Blueberry Bag
2015 - Longmont Potion Castle - Metal Interludes
Untitled (2015)
LPC 11 Interlude (LPC 11)
LPC 10 Interlude (LPC 10)
LPC 9 Interlude (LPC 9)
Interlude Reprise (LPC 8)
Interlude Encore (LPC 7)
Interlude Finale (LPC 6)
Untitled 1 (2006)
Untitled 2 (2006)
Internal Metalude (LPC 5)
Metal Interlude #0 (7")
Metal Interlude #0.5 (7")
Metal Interlude (Missing) (Late-Eighties-Vein)
Metal Interlude 5 (LPC 4)
Theme From Live From LPC (Video)
Untitled 1 (LPC 3)
Untitled 2 (LPC 3)
Live 5-21-11 (House Party - Los Angeles, CA)
Live 5-27-10 (Spaceland - Los Angeles, CA)
2016 - Longmont Potion Castle 12
Archdiocese Request
Butcher Block
Tire Shop
Kiefer Sutherland
LPC 12 Medley 1
Game Stop
LPC 12 Theme
Survivets
LPC 12 Medley 2
Little Miss Clackamas
Walrus
LPC 12 Interlude
Twist And Shout #420
Manic Panic
Ric Flair
Omniprong
LPC 12 Medley 3
LPC12 Theme Reprise
Babakuntos Coffers
Alaska Shakes
2017 - Longmont Potion Castle 13
LPC 13 Medley
Meat Streets
Quadrupler
President Hater's Probation
LPC 13 Theme 1
UPS Gallimaufry
Historical Hair
Neighborly Melange
LPC 13 Theme 2
Mongoose
Ruthless Booth
LPC 13 Interlude
Alex Trebek Vs. Bob Beauprez
Bicycle Center
Didiwompus
Old School Metal
LPC 13 Medley Reprise
2017 - Longmont Potion Castle 14
LPC 14 Medley
Around The House
Historical Hair 2
Tech Talk
Locommode
Waste Mismanagement
LPC 14 Theme
Gabby Gourmet
Platypus
Otis
Words On Birds
Dipstick
Hardware Store
LPC 14 Interlude
Jargonese (Mystic Woman)
Rubber Puppet
Tech Talk 2
LPC 14 Video Medley
2018 - Longmont Potion Castle - Where In The Hell Is The Lavender House? Soundtrack
Lavender House Medley
Lavender House Theme 1
Walter's Wild Line
Lavender House Theme 2
Wands
Lavender House Theme 3
Bizarre Guitar
Lavender House Theme 4
Electric Talk
Lavender House Theme 5
2018 - Longmont Potion Castle 15
LPC 15 Medley
Illegalese
Hedgehog
Mule Battle
Peter Weller
LPC 15 Theme
Banana Boat
Money Talk
UPS Throwdown
Florida Flag
LPC 15 Interlude
Little Egypt
LPC Live Q&A 6-30-17
2019 - Longmont Potion Castle - Live Bootleg
Live At Typewriter Dynasty
Live At Vacation Vinyl
Live At Burger Records
Calls To Campaign Contributors
Details
- Genre: TV tie-in humour, Television, GAMES & ACTIVITIES, Puzzles, Quizzes, PERFORMING ARTS, Genres, Drama, Film, television, radio and performing arts:
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781529448962
- Release Date: July 22, 2025
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