I Want to be a Human When I Grow Up

Embark on a heartwarming journey with this enchanting tale by Karen Haynes, where the magic of self-discovery unfolds. This captivating story invites readers to embrace their unique selves and cherish the wonders of simply being who they are. With its delightful narrative and endearing characters, this book inspires both young and old to find joy in authenticity and to dream beyond the ordinary. Perfect for those who seek to explore the beauty of individuality and the limitless possibilities of growing up true to oneself.

CDr 1

Increasing My Insurance Coverage

I Collect 101 Paper Forms, Letters And Graphics, To Improve My Qualification Category During The Attestation

So, Does This Position Include Dental Plan?

I Left This Show Early Because I Had To Work In The Morning

White Collar Comute

I've Been Working 12 Hours Today

Expense Reports Are Due Monthly At 5PM!

9 To 5

Just Refinanced My Student Loans

When I Was A Child I Dreamed Of Having A Pet Dinosaur, But Now I'm An Adult And All I Really Want Is A Roomba

My Neighborhood Has The Best Power Tools

I Always Refill At Half Tank

I Get Better Mileage That Way

I Go To The Chiropractor Once A Month

We Always Play The White Elephant Game At The Office Xmass Party

Tammy From Accounting Never Starts A New Pot Of Coffee

That's The Last Time I Take Stock Tips From Frank

I Should Probably Get My Car Winterized

My Asshole Neighbor Is Suing Me For Our Shared Property Line

I Sure Do Like That Wayne Brady

Those New Renters Are Going To Decrease Our Property Value

Team-Building Exercises Are Fucking Stupid

Over The Hills B-Day Party Favors From Spencer's Gifts

Receding Hairline

Management Usually Buys Donuts On Fridays

Wedding Anniversary

Well It's Finally Happened... Hemorrhoids

Pension Patterna

I Got All These Bills To Pay

My Financial Advisor Considers This A Risky Investment

Watching My Children Grow Up From A Distance Makes Me Feel Lonely

CDr 2

Does Your Friend Have Cats? You Know I Can't Be Around Cats

Quarterly Reporting Of Business Incomes

I Want To Provide Strong Support To My Local Economy

I Waste Too Much Of My Time Folding Fucking Laundry

This Prostate Exam Was Nothing Compared To What My Wife Puts In There

Checking Account: Negative Balance

My Doctor Said I Had To Stop Eating Bacon

I Will Not Go, Even If You Push Me

HR Problem

Mowing My Lawn So I Don't Get Fined By The County

I Still Didn't File A Return For 2014

Bowel Movement Concerns

Sentimental About Stupid Shit

Is This Mole New? Should I Get That Checked Out?

Fiscally Responsible

Paying A Dept

I Do Four Hour Continuing Education Seminars At Home Because I'm Too Busy Doing Real Work While On The Clock

Ferndale Is Where People Go To Buy Wholesale Tires (Remix)

Half Asleep Half Dead

Crying Myself To Sleep Because I Hate My Job

The Foodland On The Northside Has Better Grapes, And The Milk Is On Sale

• Genre: Picture books, JUVENILE FICTION, General, Children’s picture books, Interest age: from c 5 years
• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9781836283287
• Release Date: June 28, 2025

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