Ways to Die Right

Embark on a poignant journey with Joel as he navigates the complexities of life and mortality in this moving narrative by Catriona McKeown. When Joel's mother receives a life-changing diagnosis, he is thrust into a world of uncertainty and introspection. This compelling story, published by Rhiza Edge, delves into themes of love, loss, and the enduring human spirit, offering readers a heartfelt exploration of what it means to truly live. With its engaging prose and resonant themes, this book is a touching tribute to the strength found in vulnerability and the beauty of life's fleeting moments.

Throw A Razor At Me

Throw Me Into A Fire

Dig Your Hand Into My Ear And Pull Out My Brain

Suck My Eyes Out Of My Skull With A Vaccuum Then Stick A Dick In Each Eye Hole Into My Brain

Unleash 5000 Pregnant Rats Into My House So They Eat Me Alive

Set It Up So I'm Just At The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time

I'm Going To Walk Into A Dark Room Filled With People That Hate Me With A Blindfold On, The Second I Turn On The Lights, ATTACK!

Push Me Off A Mountain

Feed Me A Tomato Injected With Poison

Bash Me In The Face With Your Mailbox Then When You Go To Check The Mail In The Morning You Find My Teeth

After Touching My Penis Shaft, Leave Me In An Elevator-shaft So It Comes Down And Crushes Me Like An Ant

Make Me Suck Your Dick Upside Down So That Your Balls Poke My Eyes Out Into My Brain

Bring Me To The Zoo Feed Me To The Lions

Bring Me To The Zoo Feed Me To The Bears

Bring Me To The Zoo And Feed Me To The Snakes

Break A Bottle Over My Dickhead

Stck Your Arm Up My Butthole And Pull Out Poops In My Eyes And Make Me Cross Heavy Traffic

Take A Crowbar And Grind It Into My Face

Throw A Cellphone Off The Statue Of Liberty Onto My Head

When I'm Getting Open Heart Surgery Crowd Surf Knocking Down All The Doctors

Cover Me In Sludgey Dareah And Lock Me In A Cage With A Retarded Coprophiliac

Put A Pump Into My Stomach And Fill Me With Air Then Poke Me With A Safety Pin So I Pop

Cover Me In Butter And Lock Me In A Room With Rosie O'Donnel And Anna Nicole Smith, The 2 Fattest Slobs In Showbiz

Make Me Bite The Curb And Eat My Brains For Dinner

Suck My Dingaling With Razorblades In Your Mouth

Send Me To China To Lick The Ground So I Get SARS

Send Me Out Into The Cold With No Clothes And Icecubes Duct Taped To My Ballbag

Destroy My Pipe Lines So You Cut Off My Water Supply

Crack Open My Head And Eat Out My Brains With Chopsticks

Cut Down A Redwood Tree Right Next To Me So It Falls And Gives Me A Bop On The Noggin

Fart, Then Light A Match And Hold It Up To Your Sodomy Hole While My Face Is Right There So I Get Flamed To The Face

Smack Me In The Nuts With A Wrench Then Make Me A Poison Smoothie To Drink

Make Me Suck A Horse's Cock So He Shoots Gallons Of Dickwad Down My Throat And I Choke

Strap 100 Pound Weights To My My Back And Put Me On An Ice Skating Rink In June

Nails Me To A Cross Like That Piece Of Shit Jesus Christ

Cremate Me While I'm Still Alive Then Put My Ashes In Pepper Shakers So Stupid Fucking Humans Eat Me

Put A Detonation Device That Blows Up Inside My Anus And Send Me Off To Michael Jackson's House

Make Me Drink Gasoline Then Shoot A Lit Match Down My Throat With A Sling Shot

Jam A Dirty Piece Of Glass Into My Chest

My Dick Is So Huge So I Wrap It In Tin Foil During A Brutal Storm; I'll Go Stand Outside

Make Me Play Russian Roulette But Instead Of 1 Bullet Out Of 6 Loaded, All 6 Are

Feed Me To Gigantic Crocodiles

Take A Knife And Slash My Buttcheeks Up, Then Make Me Sit On Every Public Toilet On Earth

Make Me Sniff Glue For A Really Long Time

Make Me Fight The Karate Kid

Put Me In A Pool With Blood Thirsty Piranhas In It

Make Me Stay Up For Days So I'm Tired I Can't Even Lift A Finger, Then Put A Bed On The Train Tracks

Make Me Some Cement Shoes And Throw Me Off A Dock Into An Ocean

Hit Head With Computer Screen

Dress Me Up Like A Deer During Hunting Season And Send Me Out Into The Woods

• Genre: YOUNG ADULT FICTION, Science & Nature, Environment, Social Themes, Bullying, Family, General (see also headings under Social Themes), Children’s,
• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9781761112515
• Release Date: July 15, 2025

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