Description
Track Listing
I Squeezed My Girl So Hard I Felt Her Crack
She Cooker Her Carrots And Peas In The Same Old Pot
Old Fairies Never Die, They Just Blow Away
Don't Argue With A Lady, Just Dicker
What Kind Of Bees Give Milk, BOO-BEES
Trains Can't Have Little Trains Cause They Pull Out On Time
My Girl's Not A Tramp Cause She Gives Green Stamps
It's Hard To Keep A Good Girl Down But A Lot Of Fun Tryin'
Donald Duck Divorced His Wife, Her Quack Was Too Big
If You See Kay Tell Her I'm Coming Tonight
How Do You Get An Instrument Off The Wall, You Jerk Him Off
I Just Burried A Stiff - My Girl Was The Undertaker
I Chased My Girl Up A Tree And Kiss Her Between The Limbs
To Get A Tiger In Your Gas Tank You Kick Him In The Gas-Hole
My Girls Works At A Hardware Store - She Sits On The Nuts And Screws
My Girls Went Out With A Fisherman, Saw His Rod And Reeled
Hear About The Two-Headed Pansy Who Whistled While He Worked?
I Crossed A Parrot With A Cat And Got A Talkin' Pussy
J.P. Smith Divorced His Wife - She Wouldn't Let J.P. In Bed
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781845025472
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