Queen and Carcass

Immerse yourself in the surreal and thought-provoking world of Anna van Valkenburg's debut poetry collection. This rich and unpredictable exploration of identity and contradictions will transport you to a realm of existential questioning and introspection. With vivid imagery and a unique style, the poems in this collection will sink into your mind and linger long after you've finished reading. From the quiet rustling of wind to the delirious crescendo of emotions, each poem is a journey into the complexities of human experience. A must-read for fans of surreal and deeply personal poetry, this collection will leave you pondering the mysteries of existence and the human condition.

Disc 1 - Splatastic Songs

Opening Titles (Go Go Dick And Dom)

The Getting Dressed Song

Bungalow Battle Bots

You'll Never Do That With A Carcass On Your Hands

Bungalow Head Household Appliances

Stoke-On-Trent Song

Bingo

The Gruny Song

You'll Never Do That With A Carcass On Your Hands

Dance In Yer Pants/Diddly Squit

Fit To Burst

What A Sweaty Flap

The Cat Ailments Song

Jingo/It's All Going Terrible Well

Halloween Scream

Cupboard Love

Do The Francis

You'll Never Do That With A Carcass On Your Hands

We Don't Understand A Word

Zingo

The Sweary Song

Closing Titles

National Anthem

Fit To Burst

Mashed Patato Grandad Snowmen

Spot The Real Santa

Xmas Carol Medley

Disc 2 - Party Games

The Good Morning Song

The Gruny Song

The Cereal Race

Game Music

What's In The Box

Game Music

Sweet Face

Game Music

Scoreboard

Celebrety Two World Tango

Game Music

The Repetition Compitition

Game Music

Do Not Laugh Of You Will Lose

Game Music 1

Game Music 2

Game Music 3

Scoreboard

The Pants Dance

Chomp On The Onion

Game Music

Musical Splatues

Game Music

The Outboard Motor Gob Game

Game Music

Musical Buckets

Game Music

Bungalow Rodeo

Game Music

You Didn't Find A Frog Finale

Game Music

You Didn't Find A Frog Finale

Scoreboard

King Of The Bungalow

Queen Of The The Bungalow

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