Description
Get ready to be charmed by the hilarious and heartwarming letters of 104-year-old Elsie Drake, a feisty and eccentric matriarch with a penchant for correspondence. This laugh-out-loud funny book is a collection of her quirky letters to various organizations, from the Prime Minister to Greggs Bakeries, and even a proposal to become Arsenal's mascot. With her sharp wit and irreverent style, Elsie tackles everything from politics to shopping, creating a deliciously entertaining read. Featuring 240 pages of side-splitting humor, this book is a must-have for fans of comedy and anyone looking for a lighthearted pick-me-up. With its unique blend of humor and heart, this book is the perfect gift for friends and family alike.
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781399817875
Delivery and Returns
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If you have any further questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team or check out our FAQ’s. We're here to help ensure your shopping experience is enjoyable and hassle-free. Thank you for choosing Chalkys!
Delivery Information: We aim to deliver your order as quickly and efficiently as possible. All UK orders are dispatched using Royal Mail 48 Tracked service and the standard delivery times are 2-3 business days. Please note that delivery times for overseas orders will vary depending on your location and the shipping option you choose during checkout.
Shipping Costs: We offer free delivery on all UK orders and free worldwide delivery on orders over £15.
Tracking Your Order: All UK orders are tracked. Once your order is dispatched, you will receive a tracking number via email. You can use this tracking number to monitor the progress of your delivery on the Royal Mail Track and Trace website.
Returns and Exchanges: We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, you may return it within 28 days of the item being dispatched for a refund or exchange. Please note the following guidelines:
- Items must be returned in their original condition and packaging – items that have been opened or had shrink wrap removed are not eligible for return or refund.
- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.
How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.
Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team or check out our FAQ’s. We're here to help ensure your shopping experience is enjoyable and hassle-free. Thank you for choosing Chalkys!