Description
Track Listing
Intro (N.V.W.F.P.F.H.P.B.A.D.N.M.F.)
The Birds Will Always Shit on Our ...
External Infection of the Vulva
Drink Blood from Her Rotten Cunt
Menstrual Block
Slap Your Mother-Bitch
The War Is Back
Consuming Fecal Fetus
Digestion of Piss-Flaps
Ten Thousands of Dead Homosexuals
Intense Manslaughter
Fashion and Sex
Speed Fucker
Phlegm Lubricant
Shit Twitch
Oriental Anal Tongue
Back to Japan
You Don't Exist
Evil Lives in Her Cunt
Locked-Up Soon to Die!
Cough up a Menstrual Hairball
Cunt Shocker
Decent Anal Proposal
In the Arena of Shit
White Zombie Get a Life
Bowel-i-cide
Modesto Horror Return
The Ultimate Pussy
MTV Dance Faggot Death
Always You Say No-Bitch
Open the Back Door
Return of the Dildo
Forwards Masking
Another Silly Trend
Fart Knocking Fudge Packer
Falling Down... Can't Get Up!
Feel My Pain You Fucking Whore
Your Modesto Ignorance... Shows
Butt-Fucked by Society
Another Cheap Imitation
Streep Throat Blow-Job
Lord of Menstrual Cunnilingus
Metallica Doesn't Matter
Step in Shit
The Secret Is Not Safe
Blackmail Pussy
Fucked with the Big Toe
Dirty Smelly Pussy
Talk to Me, More of Your Shit
Planet of the Scum
Safe Sex Is Not Fun...
But Neither Is AIDS Asshole!
Load Another Bowl of Crack
Holiday Fuck
More Anal Taboo
Septic Worm
New Rave
The Enema
Breasts Are Small, Pussy Is Tight
Oriental Girls in Bondage
First Time Anal Encounter
Death Seekers
Rumor Orgy
Slave Shock
Angel Anus
Virgin Stump
What a Tramp
Victim of Intense Rape
The Enema Returns
Vaginal Joyride
Sweat Swap
The Search... for Oriental Pussy
The Younger Generation of Cunts
Temptation Fantasies
Ten Little Whores
The Tease (Must Die)
Ruthless Vagina
Pink Lagoon
Bimbo Bowel Movementa
Backdoor to Oriental Anal-Sex
Midnight Erection
White Cunt, Die Slut
Don't Bitch at Me!
The Fuck Is On
Sex Stimulations
Fuck This All
In the Depths of Excrement
The Infernal Cunt
Shine on Your Crazy Vagina
Vicious Erection
Speck
I Want My Shirts, Charlie
Relapse-Rip-Off
Blinded by Your Own Lies
Puke Cheese
Your Pussy Still Fucking Stinks
Oriental Butt Plug
Foul Stench of Tuna
Anal-Acid
Smells Like Shit-Bitch
Laced for Homosexual Death
Blood Rope
Shit This
Blood-Virgin
Bowel Bottom
The Smell of Fresh Cut Farts
Lumber-Jock
Heat Your Hole
Study the Stools
ANX
C.P.R.
Cup of Vaginal Secretions
Experts of Excremental Suicide
It's Too Bad... Too Bad Bitch!!
Cancer Risk
Take a Fuck
Vengeance Is Virgin
Septic Sweat
Don't Talk to My Dick in your Mouth-Slut!
Prevent Disease
Free Shit
Vaginal Honey
Ulcer
Dance
Return of Jum Jones
Think-Tank-Slut
T.W.A.T.
Mega-Flaps
Vaginal Disaster Area
Fertile Fuck
Eat, Drink, and Sleep Pussy
Back from the Dead to Give Me Head-Cunt
Bowel-Surgery
69 Degree
Wetter Than Normal
Low-Blow
Modes to Homosexual Death Squad
Born Baby Born
By Die!
Night of the Living Erection
Arco Horseshit
Take You Home Bitch, First You Die!
Kill Your Parents
Female-Trail
Arena of Coprophilia
Take Me to Your Leader
Kill the Gyro Bitch
You Know Nothing... Bitch
Kissing (Fucking) Cousins
Sex Pressure
Pregnant Slut
Bring the K-Y to Bed... Slut
Another Fucked-Up Phone Bill
Hey Lyle... I Had Julia First
Get Up Early
On the Inside... Looking Outside
The Stupid Fag-Lovers
Take It Back
Elimination of the Cunts
Health Care Horseshit
The Shit... Continues
Liberal Fag Slaughter
Not Impressed
Retired Fuckface
Unlimited Resources
Tourist in Florida
Another Victim of Bullshit
The Rate of Violence
Old and Beautiful
Duel Vaginas
Vaginal Terrorism
Straight to Cunt
Peace Through Profit
Can't Think from Modesto
Start to Shit
Hot Pants
Fucks
Back in the Game
Legs
I Still Want to Fuck Connie Crung
This Sing
That Song
Fuck You Granny
Short Song Again
Blessed with Stamina
Fucked Up Modesto Drivers
Frectate Fumes
Outro of Pure Shit
Details
- Genre: Picture books, Humour & jokes (Children's, Teenage), Science & technology: general interest (Children's, JUVENILE FICTION, General, JUVENILE NONF
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781782695202
- Release Date: April 10, 2025
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