Who Owns the Woods?

Embark on a captivating journey through the enchanting wilderness alongside a curious young boy and his grandmother. As they meander through the lush, vibrant woods, discover the hidden lives of the forest's diverse inhabitants, from the creatures that scurry underfoot to the birds that soar overhead. This delightful narrative not only explores the beauty and mystery of nature but also invites readers to ponder the ownership and stewardship of our precious natural landscapes. With engaging storytelling and vivid illustrations, this book is a perfect invitation for young readers to connect with the natural world and spark their curiosity about the environment around them.

We’re All Sleeping And Dreaming (And Our Dreams Are Nothing More Than Nightmares)

Ruby Glass Made From The Blood Of Peasants (Dedicated To The Glassblowers George W. Bush And Tony Blair; But Who Owns The Factory?)

So Much Noise Inside The Mind (Where Once Were Cathedrals Of Sound)

The Glorious Modern Civilization Is Falling (Hurray! The Factory Of Nightmares Is Almost Closed)

Requiem For This World Of Becoming (Please Welcome The World Of Being)

In The Clouds There Are Rabbits Burning And Screaming (With Ties On Their Necks)

The World Is Burning, So Let Us Waltz (It’s Almost As Good As Listening To The Tale Of “Long Lankin” Under The Influence Of Psilocybin)

The End Of History Is Coming (And Some Rabbits Without Ties Are Back In The Woods, Dancing)

Politicians Addressing Crowds Through Their Arse-Holes, Profiteers Drinking Blood Sweetened With Shit (A Vision Of Hell All Around Us, And The Sound Of Purgatory At The End Coming Through The Hole Of The Needle)

The Order And Equilibrium Behind And Beyond All Things (Sun; Moon, Positive And Negative); The Paradox And The True Joy

• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9781838916442

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