Don't Go To Work The World Is Ending

Jack, a physics teacher with a penchant for routine, finds his life turned upside down when he accidentally acquires a dragon scale during an otherwise ordinary dinner. This unexpected event catapults him into a hidden realm teeming with ghosts, gods, and witches. Accompanied by Muriel, a charismatic witch, Jack navigates this mystical world, uncovering secrets and encountering otherworldly challenges. This thrilling narrative blends adventure, fantasy, and humor, offering readers a captivating escape into a universe where the extraordinary becomes the norm. Dive into a story where the boundaries of reality blur, and the end of the world is just the beginning of an unforgettable journey.

Penthouse And Pavement

Pavement Side

(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang

Penthouse And Pavement

Play To Win

Soul Warfare

Penthouse Side

Geisha Boys And Temple Girls

Let’s All Make A Bomb

The Height Of The Fighting

Song With No Name

We’re Going To Live For A Very Long Time

Bonus Tracks – A-Sides

(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang (7" Version)

B.E.F. Ident

I’m Your Money

Play To Win (7" Version)

Penthouse And Pavement (7" Version)

The Height Of The Fighting (He-La-Hu)

Bonus Tracks – B-Sides

The Decline Of The West

B.E.F. Ident

Are Everything

Play

Honeymoon In New York

He-La-Hu

The Luxury Gap

Crushed By The Wheels Of Industry

Who’ll Stop The Rain

Let Me Go

Key To The World

Temptation

Come Live With Me

Lady Ice And Mr Hex

We Live So Fast

The Best Kept Secret

Bonus Tracks – A-Sides

Let Me Go (US 7" Version)

Temptation (7" Version)

Come Live With Me (7" Version)

Crushed By The Wheels Of Industry (Part 1)

Bonus Tracks – B-Sides

Let Me Go (Instrumental)

Let’s All Make A Bomb (New Version)

Song With No Name (New Version)

Crushed By The Wheels Of Industry (Part 2)

How Men Are

Five Minutes To Midnight

Sunset Now

This Is Mine

The Fuse

Shame Is On The Rocks

The Skin I'm In

Flamedown

Reputation

And That’s No Lie

Bonus Tracks – A-Sides

This Is Mine (7" Version)

…(And That’s No Lie) (7" Version)

Bonus Tracks – B-Sides

Counterforce

Counterforce

Skin

Mine (Instrumental)

The Heaven 17 Megamix

Pleasure One

Contenders

Trouble

Somebody

If I Were You

Low Society

Red

Look At Me

Move Out

Free

Bonus Tracks – A-Sides

The Foolish Thing To Do (Version 1)

Contenders (7"Version)

Counterforce

Trouble (7" Version)

Bonus Tracks – B-Sides

My Sensitivity (Gets In The Way)

The Foolish Thing To Do (Version 2)

The Foolish Thing To Do (Jimmy Ruffin Version) (Instrumental)

Excerpts From ‘Diary Of A Contender’

Teddy Bear, Duke & Psycho

Big Square People

Don’t Stop For No One

Snake And Two People

Can You Hear Me?

Hot Blood

The Ballad Of Go Go Brown

Dangerous

I Set You Free

Train Of Love In Motion

Responsibility

The Last Seven Days

The Foolish Thing To Do

Bonus Tracks – A-Sides

The Ballad Of Go Go Brown (Version)

Train Of Love In Motion (7" Version)

Bonus Tracks – B-Sides

Slow All Over

Work

Giving Up

Demonstration Disc: The Lost Demos 1980

Penthouse And Pavement (Original Demo)

(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang (Original Demo)

Play To Win (Original Demo Instrumental)

Soul Warfare (Original Demo)

Are Everything (Original Demo)

BEF Ident (Alternate Version)

Decline Of The West (Alternate Version)

Rise Of The East (Alternate Version)

Music To Kill Your Parents By (Alternate Version)

Uptown Apocalypse (Alternate Version)

A Baby Called Billy (Alternate Version)

Rhythmic Experiment 1

Rhythmic Experiment 2

Boys Of Buddha Experiment

At The Height Of The Fighting (Original Rhythm Track)

Rhythmic Loop Experiment

Funky Experiment

Song Experiment

Heavy Drum Experiment

Play To Win (Original Demo With Vocals)

Bonus Tracks

Groove Thang

Temptation (Original Demo)

Special Fortified Dance Mixes To Enhance Danceability #1

(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang (12" Version)

I'm Your Money (12” Version)

Play To Win (12" Version)

Penthouse And Pavement (12" Version)

Let Me Go (Endless Version)

Temptation (12" Version)

Who'll Stop The Rain (12" Version)

Come Live With Me (12" Version)

Crushed By The Wheels Of Industry (Parts I & II – Uninterrupted Single Version)

Sunset Now (Extended Version)

This Is Mine (Extended Version)

…(And That's No Lie) (Remixed To Enhance Its Danceability)

Special Fortified Dance Mixes To Enhance Danceability #2

Penthouse And Pavement

Let Me Go (Endless Version)

Play To Win (Endless Version)

Contenders (Dance Version)

Contenders (Go Go Version)

(Big) Trouble

The Ballad Of Go-Go Brown (Extended Version)

Train Of Love In Motion (The Mainline Mix)

Temptation (Brothers In Rhythm Remix)

(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang (Rapino Club Mix)

Penthouse And Pavement (Tommy D’s Master Remix)

Let Me Go ("Hon, Its Flawless" Mix)

Special Fortified Dance Mixes To Enhance Danceability #3

Play (12" Version)

Penthouse And Pavement (Instrumental 7" Version)

Penthouse And Pavement (Instrumental 12" Version)

Who’ll Stop The Rain (US Dub Version)

We Live So Fast (Endless Version)

Crushed By The Wheels Of Industry (Dub Version Aka Extended Dance Version)

This Is Mine (Filmix)

This Is Mine (Cinemix)

Contenders (US Club Mix)

Trouble (US Club Mix)

Special Fortified Dance Mixes To Enhance Danceability #4

Temptation (Brothers In Rhythm Remix Edit)

(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang (Rapino Edit)

Penthouse And Pavement (Tommy D’s Master Edit)

(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang (Democratic Edit)

Let Me Go (I Trance Alone Mix)

Temptation (Brothers In Rhythm Instrumental)

(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang (Democratic Rapino)

Penthouse And Pavement (Mr Big Buckles And His Amazing Ride)

Temptation (7" Backing Track)

(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang (Democratic Instrumental)

Penthouse And Pavement (Original Vibe Mix)

Let Me Go (Let Me House You)

Penthouse And Pavement (D’s Super Disco Dub Mix)

Temptation (Orchestral Theme From Temptation)

• Genre: Fantasy, FICTION, Humorous, Magical Realism, Comic (humorous) fantasy, Magical realism
• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9781738442171
• Release Date: May 26, 2025

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