Why Uncle Albert

Delve into the intriguing world crafted by Martin Hignell, an author hailing from Wandsworth, London. This compelling narrative invites readers to explore the enigmatic story of Uncle Albert, woven with rich character development and engaging plot twists. With its anticipated release in 2025, this work promises to captivate audiences with its unique blend of mystery and emotional depth. Perfectly sized at 127mm by 203mm, it offers a comfortable reading experience, making it an ideal addition to any literary collection.

Freak Out (Mono)

Hungry Freaks, Daddy

I Ain't Got No Heart

Who Are The Brain Police?

Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder

Motherly Love

How Could I Be Such A Fool

Wowie Zowie

You Didn't Try To Call Me

Any Way The Wind Blows

I'm Not Satisfied

You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here

Trouble Every Day

Help, I'm A Rock

It Can't Happen Here

Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet

Lumpy Gravy (Out Takes)

Part 01

Part 02

Part 03

Part 04

We're Only In It For The Money (Acetate)

Lonely Little Girl (Instrumental, Extended) / Oh No I Don't Believe It (Lumpy Gravy) / Lonely Little Girl (Reprise)

Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich (Without Percussion Overdubs)

Mom & Dad (Extended, With Concentration Moon Parts)

Bow Tie Daddy

Harry, You're A Beast

What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Extended)

Guitar Solo

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

Mother People (Cuts At Orchestral Bit)

The Idiot Bastard Son

Who Needs The Peace Corps? (Extended)

Bonus Track (Single Edit Version)

Lonely Little Girl / Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

Uncle Meat (Demo Acetate)

Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague (Different Ending)

The Legend Of The Golden Arches

Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)

The Dog Breath Variations

Project X Excerpt

Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula (Extended, Incl. The Beginning Of Get A Little)

A Pound For A Brown On The Bus

Electric Aunt Jemima

Our Bizarre Relationship (End)

We Can Shoot You (End)

If We'd All Been Living In California (Slightly Extended)

Ian Underwood Whips (Monologue Only)

"All The Way Down The Tonsils"

The Air

Mr. Green Genes (w/ Spoken Intro From We Can Shoot You)

Uncle Meat Variations

Uncle Meat Main Title Theme

Our Bizarre Relationship

Sleeping In A Jar

Cops And Buns

King Kong

Bonus CDR

We're Only In It For The Money (Demo & Test Pressing)

Lonely Little Girl (Instrumental, Extended) / Oh No I Don't Believe It (Lumpy Gravy) / Lonely Little Girl (Reprise)

Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich (Without Percussion Overdubs)

Mom & Dad (Extended, With Concentration Moon Parts)

Bow Tie Daddy

Harry, You're A Beast

What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Extended)

Stuff Up The Cracks - Guitar Solo

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

Mother People (Cuts At Orchestral Bit)

The Idiot Bastard Son

Who Needs The Peace Corps? (Extended)

• Genre: BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY/ Personal Memoirs
• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9781035877911
• Release Date: February 21, 2025

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