Description
Dive into a whimsical world of storytelling with this delightful collection that brings together two enchanting tales. Featuring "Hello Mr Bones" and "Goodbye Mr Rat," this book invites readers on a journey filled with charm, humor, and life lessons. In "Hello Mr Bones," you'll meet a playful character who navigates the joys and challenges of friendship, while "Goodbye Mr Rat" explores themes of farewell and the bittersweet nature of change. Each story is beautifully crafted, making it perfect for readers of all ages. With engaging narratives and vivid illustrations, this collection is designed to spark imagination and foster a love for reading. Ideal for bedtime stories or classroom discussions, it encourages young readers to embrace both the greetings and goodbyes that life presents. Perfect for parents, educators, and anyone looking to share the joy of storytelling.
Track Listing
I Got A Gun
I'm An Asshole
Body Bag
The River
Mr. In Between
Valley Of The Blind
Rags & Bones
Hello / Goodbye
Big Dick
Sex Mad
Victory
Graveyard Shift
Humans
Now
Brother Rat / What Slayde Says
Dead Souls
Under The Sea
Can't Stop Talking
Oh No! Bruno!
Hey Hey My My (Out Of The Blue)
Total Goombah!
The Hockey Song
My Girlfriend's A Robot
My Game
A Night Without You
Third Man In
Stick Boy
Tranquil
I've Been There
Sabrina
Comatose
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Rink Rat
Unsung Heroes
Joey Had To Go
Duke It Out
Road Pizza
Jack Off!
You Can't Hide The Heino
Bad
Sudden Death
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781782060161
Delivery and Returns
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Delivery Information: We aim to deliver your order as quickly and efficiently as possible. All UK orders are dispatched using Royal Mail 48 Tracked service and the standard delivery times are 2-3 business days. Please note that delivery times for overseas orders will vary depending on your location and the shipping option you choose during checkout.
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How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.
Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team or check out our FAQ’s. We're here to help ensure your shopping experience is enjoyable and hassle-free. Thank you for choosing Chalkys!
Delivery Information: We aim to deliver your order as quickly and efficiently as possible. All UK orders are dispatched using Royal Mail 48 Tracked service and the standard delivery times are 2-3 business days. Please note that delivery times for overseas orders will vary depending on your location and the shipping option you choose during checkout.
Shipping Costs: We offer free delivery on all UK orders and free worldwide delivery on orders over £15.
Tracking Your Order: All UK orders are tracked. Once your order is dispatched, you will receive a tracking number via email. You can use this tracking number to monitor the progress of your delivery on the Royal Mail Track and Trace website.
Returns and Exchanges: We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, you may return it within 28 days of the item being dispatched for a refund or exchange. Please note the following guidelines:
- Items must be returned in their original condition and packaging – items that have been opened or had shrink wrap removed are not eligible for return or refund.
- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.
How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.
Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team or check out our FAQ’s. We're here to help ensure your shopping experience is enjoyable and hassle-free. Thank you for choosing Chalkys!