My Mum's Bum Is As Big As...

Dive into a whimsical adventure with a cheeky little boy as he humorously compares his mum's bum to various animals. This playful exploration of imagination and love is perfect for children aged 3-5, encouraging laughter and creativity. With vibrant illustrations and a light-hearted narrative, it's sure to become a favorite storytime read for young families.

Splodgenessabounds

The Malcolm Opera

Whimsy Zoom Zoom

It's That Sound

I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10

Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden

Blown Away Like A Fart In A Thunderstorm

Poison Babies Vs Batman

Two Little Boys

Rolf

I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards Of My Humble Abode

Porky Scratchings

Simon Templer

Desert Island Joe

What's That Funny Noise?

Wiffy Smells

Two Pints (Dub)

Bonus Tracks

Michael Booth's Talking Bum

Two Pints Of A Lager

We're Pathetique

Isubaleene (Part 2)

Horse

Sox

Butterfly

Bicycle Seat

Bicycle Seat (Dub)

Cowpunk Medlum

Brown Paper

Have You Got A Light Boy?

Morning Milky

Yarmouth 5-0

Brown Paper (Dub)

In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts

Pooh 'Oo's Trumped

In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts

'Old Ya Cherries

Tough Shit Wilson

My Baked Bean

Crabs

Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)

Freefall From Paradise

Graffiti

Renfrew

A Very Unfunny Comedian?

What's Thru' This Doorrrrrr...

Pathetique

Pilchard Freak

Mouth And Trousers

We Luv We

Give It Some Bollox

No No Yeah

Les Splodge Singers (The Better)

'Ole In The Wall

Slooshalongamax

Cigarette

Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise)

Bonus Tracks - Max 'N' Gal (The Brothers Gonad)

Delilah

Lager Top

Sandra

My Grandma (Hurly Burly) (Iko Iko)

The 12 Days Of Christmas

The Demos

Two Little Boys

Two Pints Of Lager

Delirious

A Nightmare On Rude Street

Touch Of The Rods (A Day In The Life Of A Quireboy)

Answers On A Postcard

Double Entendres (Song For Finbarr)

Lemmy's Mole (Wart?)

Lager In The House

Go The Whole Hog

Dangerous

Not Many People Know That

Haemorrhoids

Rude Boy

They're Coming To Take Me Away

Bonus Tracks - Live And Loud!!

Intro

'Old Ya Cherries

Crabs

I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10

Tough Shit Wilson

Two Little Boys

Pathetique

Bohemian Walkway

Morning Milky

Michael Booth's Talking Bum

The Butterfly Song

What's That Funny Noise

Two Pints Of Lager

Big Boy Shorts

Shang A Lang

I Don't Know

Scrapyard

My Socks Gone Down My Shoe

Poochie

I Wouldn't Lie

Having A Beer

Lullaby Of Mongolia

Truncheon Meat Squad

Poochie (Slight Return)

I Don't Know

Mongols On The Streets Of London

I'm Angry

Singing Out Of Tune

Genghis Khan

The Things That Make The Mongols So Great

Patrick Moore (He Talks To Me)

The Artful Splodger

Primrose Of The Valley

Bloody Disgrace

Nausea Vomiting Diahorea

A Fistful Of Shitters

Don't You Just Hate It

Storm From The East

The Laughing Policeman

667, The Neighbour Of The Beast

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (2001)

Woe Is Moe

A Tinny Or Two

Parallel Lines

Not As Easy As It Looks

I Don't Know What Did I Do That For?

Egg Sandwich

What I Do Behind Closed Doors

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