If I had a vampire bat

Imagine having a spooky, scary, imaginary pet that flaps around and hangs. This delightful children's book brings that whimsical idea to life in a humorous and engaging story. With adorable and witty illustrations, it's the perfect read for Halloween night and the celebrations leading up to "trick or treat." Told in almost flawless rhyme and meter, this charming book offers loads of fun for kids of all ages. Gabby Dawnay's imaginative tale is sure to delight young readers and leave them smiling long after the spooky season is over.

Scary Greetings

Welcome! (Screams, Thunder, Creaking Door)

Your Worst Nightmare

Have Some Candy

Trick Or Treat?

I'll Be Right There (Thunder, Howling Wind)

Good Evening! So Nice Of You To Join Us! Could I Offer You A Goblet Of Blood? (Thunder, Wind)

Greetings My Pets. Should I Start The Chain Saw Now?

Welcome! Your Nightmare Is About To Begin

Trick Or Treat? You'll Make A Wonderful Minced Meat Pie!

It's Almost Like Having Old Friends For Dinner

Igor, Bring Some Candy For The Children. Yes Master!

So Nice Of You To Come And Join Us! The Nightmare Is Just Beginning. (Thunder, Eerie Wind, Creepy Voices)

I'll Be Right With You. I Haven't Finished Snacking Yet.

Can I Give You A Hand? Or Maybe Just A Foot? (Screams)

Trick Or Treat? Oh Yes, I Think You'll Make A Delicious Treat!

Are You Leaving Already? But My Pets Are Still Hungry.

Don't You Even Think Of Leaving Yet! The Real Fun Hasn't Even Begun! (Moaning Wind, Mad Laughter)

Wonderful To See You Visiting Our Home Again. Didn't Think You'd Make It Back After The Last Time!

Trick Or Treat Is Not The Question. The Question Is, Do You Taste Good? (Thunder)

Don't Leave Now! Dracula Hasn't Had His Dinner Yet!

It's Wonderful Having You For Dinner, You'll Make A Wonderful Stew (Eerie Music, Thunder)

Enjoy Your Treats. I Just Dug Them Up From The Cemetery!

It's Good To Have You Coming By The House, My Last Neighbor Just Couldn't Hack It! (Eerie Music, Thunder)

Scary Goodbyes - I Have Something To Show You (Heartbeats)

Scary Goodbyes - So Many Screams! (Screams)

Horror Movie One-Liners

Count Dracula And His Vampire Bride (I)

Count Dracula And His Vampire Bride (II)

Count Dracula And His Vampire Bride (III)

Count Dracula And His Vampire Bride (IV)

Horror Express

House On Haunted Hill (I)

House On Haunted Hill (II)

House On Haunted Hill (III)

House On Haunted Hill (IV)

House On Haunted Hill (V)

House On Haunted Hill (VI)

House On Haunted Hill (VII)

House On Haunted Hill (VIII)

House on Haunted Hill (IX)

The Invisible Ghost (I)

The Invisible Ghost (II)

The Invisible Ghost (III)

The Invisible Ghost (IV)

The Invisible Ghost (V)

Island Monster (I)

Island Monster (II)

Snake People (I)

Snake People (II)

Snake People (III)

Snake People (IV)

The Ape Man

The Bat

The Corpse Vanishes (I)

The Corpse Vanishes (II)

The Devil Bat

White Zombie

• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9780500653586

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