Description
Get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure with this joyful, colorful celebration of all things farty! This hilarious book brings together silly and funny illustrations and text to create a truly unique and light-hearted theme that's sure to entertain kids of all ages. From smelly shapes to every size and shape, no fart is left behind in this playful and humorous tale. With its fun and playful tone, this book is perfect for young readers who love to laugh and have fun. Join the fart-tastic fun and discover a world where even the smallest toots bring the biggest smiles.
Track Listing
Life Schould Be Vivid
The Isms
Rochester Hi St
Grandfather
The Roadsweeper Of Rochester Hi St
Bad Seed
Day Up London
HM Prison Maidstone
Women
I Am A Desperate Man
Written Some Place Drunk
My Trouble Is
Invisible Threads
Paradise With Price Tags
The Relentless Brotherhood
Somebody Else
Motives
Early Spring
Classroom
Father
Lacking
Zoo
When
New Fires And Old Horrors
Geniuses Of Snobbery
Truth Has No House
Metamorphis
Christmas 88
Advice From Dead Artists
Mask Cutter
I Love But
The Herd Is Damned
Suck The Scum
December 88
The Humility Of Love
The Bloom Of Youth
Prophecy Of Emptiness And Need
Ludicrous Tentacles Of Pain And Power
Gentle Men Of Gentle Books
The Tampered With, The Damned And The Fools
The Hammering Of The Head Board
Under The Feet Of The Winners
Like A Fool
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781529511796
Delivery and Returns
Dispatch Information: Dispatch times vary by item and items are only dispatched on UK working days – not weekends or UK Bank Holidays. Items marked "Dispatched Same Day" will be dispatched on the day of purchase if bought before 2pm GMT. "Dispatched Same Day" items bought after 2pm GMT or on a non-working day will be dispatched on the next working day. We aim to dispatch all other items within 3-5 working days.
Delivery Information: We aim to deliver your order as quickly and efficiently as possible. All UK orders are dispatched using Royal Mail 48 Tracked service and the standard delivery times are 2-3 business days. Please note that delivery times for overseas orders will vary depending on your location and the shipping option you choose during checkout.
Shipping Costs: We offer free delivery on all UK orders and free worldwide delivery on orders over £15.
Tracking Your Order: All UK orders are tracked. Once your order is dispatched, you will receive a tracking number via email. You can use this tracking number to monitor the progress of your delivery on the Royal Mail Track and Trace website.
Returns and Exchanges: We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, you may return it within 28 days of the item being dispatched for a refund or exchange. Please note the following guidelines:
- Items must be returned in their original condition and packaging – items that have been opened or had shrink wrap removed are not eligible for return or refund.
- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.
How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.
Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team or check out our FAQ’s. We're here to help ensure your shopping experience is enjoyable and hassle-free. Thank you for choosing Chalkys!
Delivery Information: We aim to deliver your order as quickly and efficiently as possible. All UK orders are dispatched using Royal Mail 48 Tracked service and the standard delivery times are 2-3 business days. Please note that delivery times for overseas orders will vary depending on your location and the shipping option you choose during checkout.
Shipping Costs: We offer free delivery on all UK orders and free worldwide delivery on orders over £15.
Tracking Your Order: All UK orders are tracked. Once your order is dispatched, you will receive a tracking number via email. You can use this tracking number to monitor the progress of your delivery on the Royal Mail Track and Trace website.
Returns and Exchanges: We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, you may return it within 28 days of the item being dispatched for a refund or exchange. Please note the following guidelines:
- Items must be returned in their original condition and packaging – items that have been opened or had shrink wrap removed are not eligible for return or refund.
- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.
How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.
Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team or check out our FAQ’s. We're here to help ensure your shopping experience is enjoyable and hassle-free. Thank you for choosing Chalkys!