The Game is a Footnote

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Side 1

Reflection on a Wicked World

Cat Naps Are Too Good for Cats

The Strange Case of the Irksome Prude

Very Funny, Very Funny

The Nymph and the Shepherd, or. She Went That-a-way

What, No Sheep?

How Can Echo Answer What Echo Cannot Hear

A Potted Watch Never Boils, or, Maybe That’s What They’ve Been Trying to Prove

Laments for a Dying Language

If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget’s Lap

While Homer Nodded: A Footnote to the Iliad

The Darkest Half Hour, or, Too Early Is the Time for All Good Guests to Come to the Aid of the Party

Song of the Open Road

Side 2

The Short Order Cocktail, or. One Cook to Take Out

The Sunset Years of Samuel Shy

Unfortunately, It’s the Only Game in Town

Roll On, Thou Deep and Dark Blue Syllables, Roll On

One Western, to Go

The Pioneer

Exit, Pursued by a Bear

All Good Americans Go to Larousse, or, I Don’t Pretend to Be Moliere Than Thou

Four Limericks

Admonitory Lines for the Birthday of an Over-Energetic Contemporary

The Stilly Night: A Soporific Reflection

The Strange Case of Mrs. Moodus’s Second Husband, or, How to Unobstreperize a Husband

The Solitude of Mr. Powers

Jack Do-Good-for-Nothing, a Cursory Nursery Tale for Tot-Baiters

Lines to Be Embroidered on a Bib, or. The Child Is Father of the Man, But Not for Quite a While

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• Barcode: 9781639101450

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