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Us&Them: A Novel

Us&Them: A Novel

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Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.
Track Listing

Jungle Boogie

Vibrato Canal

1 R.P.M Marathon (Long Version)

Are You Man Enough

My Dinner With Andy

Six Hours

Cock P.C.P.

Consumer Elephantiasis

Dead Motor Drop Out

Step To The Rear

Cockumentary

Ejaculation Nation

Superdouche

Buzz Masters

Porator

I Don't Think So - No Wait, I Do Think So

Lightning Struck My Anus

Bolus To The Wall

Motion Lotion

Pubis Clitoramic

Beaten Out, But Not Flat

Anal Asian

Realistic Vagina

A Feminist Perspective

Pre-Ejac Mantra

Ear Exterminator

Cock Extension Super Penis

Point Your Pointed Stick Someplace Else

Testicle Dept.

Jollies, Part 5

Drink Piss Noize Muzak

Flat Out, But Not Beaten

Cock E.L.O.

Never Mind The Bolus

Latex Lick

Girls Who Crave Bad Cocks

Love Tube Wipe Out

Muff King

Rectal Insectocutioner

Testicles Of The Octopus

Super Soundwaves

The Joy Of Masturbation

Cock Calibration Meter

Turbine Burger

Ass Morning (Gerogerigegege)

Black Hole

Vodka Banjos

Can You Read Lips?

Nude Song

Don't Get The Wrong Idea Unless It's Right

Shake 'Em!

Here's Your Reward

Super Crack

Cock Excessive Size Punisher

Audio Trap

Moisture Tattoo Gun Maniacs

Black & Pecker

P.A. Destroyer

A.C. Songs Are Long And Boring

4-D Dong

Hairlip Serenade In Neenah Twilight

Ear Raid

A.F.T.P.

Under A Blood Red Ass

Lords Of Lactation

Rear Window

Adventures Of The New Beaver, Book Three

Feedback Factor

69 Ways To Please You

Bladder Control

What's Up?

The Night Before Christmas (94 Mega-Medley)

Free Vaginal Examination

I Want You To Want It

Be Gentle

Double Whopper

Smegma Omelet On The Menu

Blame It On Rhea

Moisture Of Invention

Wishful Thinking

Step Inside / Try And Hide

Evil Cock

Watermelon Torpedo War

Phantom Mic Thruster

Once Is More Than Enough, Twice Is Excessive

Theme From N.O.I.S.E.

Public Image

A.C.M.E. Dynamite Song #2098

Larynjectomy Is Not A Tragedy

Cockfight (Round 8)

Universal Hiss

Cascading Schlongs

Fanny Rammer

The Most Electrifying Band In Noise Entertainment

Cock Extended 12-Inch Remix

This Is Only Moisture

Cheap Fuzz Trick

So Many Fluids, So Little Time

It's Not Evil If You Enjoy It

Shoot Your Wad On That Noise CD

Pink Nylon Tractor

Vacuum Core

We've Got The Goods

The Sappho's Boudoir

With All Our Love

Never Forget Deaf

Blipvert For A Burnt Squid

We Wish We Had That Powder

Colostomy Hole Surfers

Erection Connection

1/4 Inch Eel To Eel Ape Decoder

Double Dip

Breast Implosion

Split Hemisphere Aerobics

Poke Around

RRRectum

Hiss Dictator

Master Of The Forced Entry

Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat?

Anvil Action

G-Clamp Castration

Mandibular Serration Unit

Motor Mollusc

Rod Rule

Lucky You, Lucky Lucky You

Cock P.M.S.

Beastiality Romance Novel

Tammy Wrestles Cindy But Paul Wins

Sperm Pump Repair

Limited Edition Penis

Ear Drum = Hymen

Gob Of Fuzz

Dial 1-900-C.E.S.P.

How Many Noise Artists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Power Tool Hot Pants

Cock Killer

Home Sex Is Killing Pornography

Snuff Noise

Supreme Emperor Of Hum

Melted Meat Metal Muthas

We've Got The Ideas

Kentucky Fried Cock

Moisture In Tight Trousers

Dylan's Lisarrator Accident

Clown Sex Dream

Geisha Girl Love Orgy 1975

Suck Of The Century, Muff Of The Milennium

Cock Catharsis

Various Art Tits

Do The Mikawa

Noise Portrait Of Large Nipples (Dedicated To Val D'Orito)

Fuckin' Andrew

Violent Amp Attack '69

I Should've Groaned Better

Transatlantic Tickler

Fee Fi Fo Fuck

Shitmaster

Birth / Death Of Noise Music, Rebirth Of Fool

Liquidiser Joke #85

Airhose Anemone

Armpit Lover

Journey To The Center Of Hiss

Balls To The Ceiling

Lipburger Guitar Fur

Nipple Party 1985

Ranch Of The Nymphomaniac Girls

King Of Electronix

Swingin' Sabre (Remix #666666661)

Face Sitting Dance Mix (Face Sitting Dance Mix)

Free To Pee (On Me)

Ferret Chow Mein

Saliva Mics

Daddy's Revenge

Ballbreaking Lunch Experience

Pajama Party

Sexist But Cute

Jizz For The Taste Of It

Don't Knock The Cock

Four On The Floor

Oriental Love Dolls Are Calling Me

Stolen Ear Plugs

Butt Plug's Big Day

Expensive Moisture

I Really Want To Hurt You

Hammeroid Cream

Think Before You Ask, OK?

Painful Rectal Itch

Come Again?

My Love Will Tear You Apart

Evil Andy Touched Them

Music To Wash Gorillas By

Barry's White Ass

Rocket Crash In Mouth

Emilamp Toss

Skyway Lounge Theme

My House Is On Fire

Moisture Man

Robin Makes The Boys Wonder

Scrapatak

Frosting The Face

Accidental Ass Attack

Ear Sex

My Dick Is On Your Lunchbox

Will You Respect Me Tomorrow?

Don't Worry, Be Horny

Why Don't You Bend Over?

Paul's Problem Has Been Solved

Dream Beaver

How Tall Are You?

I'll Treat You Right

Blow Job Denial

Body Oil Performance

I Wanna Buy Your Panties

Date With Destiny, And Me

Ramirez Stress Deflator (Or Is That Inflator?)

Come Near The Rear / Nothing To Fear

Stripper At My Family Reunion

I Forgot My Cock!

219% Chance Of Golden Showers

Mary Tied Up Moore

Motor Pants Moisture Release

Projectile Donut Campaign

Monster Ears And Monkey Tits

Big Round Mound Of Sound

Silly Silicone

Full Blast (Up The Ass)

Headphone Suicide

Gruesome Twosome

Fly Swatting Sound Effect #4532

Noise Balloons

Rice Guitar Fart Nasality

Bag Slappin'

Female Road Show

You're Giving Me A Complex

Live Like A Pervert, Die Like A King

Humble Noise Offering #-0004.237

Increase The Yeast

We've Played The Knitting Factory, How About You?

My Favorite Rear

Yes, Dear

All My Very Best Inches

Noise Biathlon

Lap My Lap, Slap My Sack

Noise Warp

Smells Like Teen Pregnancy

Toaster Emancipation / Twilight

Noise Groupies (Oh, Where Can They Be?)

Boob Tube Burst Lube

Ironhair Beach Ball

Shoot-Out, Clean-Up

Alarm Clock Abuse

Russ Meyer Breast Command

Hiss Manifesto (0.2 Second Remix)

Don't Get So Worked Up Over Nothing

Anal Adventures

Hard-On Hard-To-Get

Clipping Toe Nail Intro

Play With It

Ass Worship Theme

Sodomy Song #38

Let Me Wipe

Donkey Show Girl

I Touch Myself... Often

Tonight's The Night

Pinky

Leather Pit Gel

The Way We Were, The Way We Will Be, The Way I Want It

U.S. Savings Bondage

Creamy Cucumber

Shit Pulp (In My Hands)

Rewarding Contact

The Kind Of Man Your Mother Warned You About

Pot Stainer

Get Off Moist Andy

Special Request

Rooster Boy

Moving Violation

Video Sale

Can't Stop The Loving, And Believe Me I've Tried!

Hold On, I'm Comin'

Country Line

Open The Applegate

Brown Sugar Excitement / False Alarm

Service Station

Private Penis / Public Pussy

Fuck Instructor

Cockstock 1994

Give Me Back My Orgasm

Learn The Hard Way

Tit Tan

Steakhouse Swimwear

Oversized Filthy Mind

Up All Night

Evil Moisture Breathalizer

Sexual Tune-Up

Adjustable Beer Girl

One-Stop Cock

Sex Tip For Parents

Love Hurts

Bit By Flying Ass

Guaranteed Cock Comedy

Minneapolis Cock Convention

Dishwater Dick Drama

Maltan Muff Maul Manouever

Handy Man

Adult Landfill

Mannequin Muff

Wet Nurses

Perky Pet

Traditional Colon

Organ Mover

Drive-In Rack

Rodeo Rope Girl

Evil Cock Same Day Service

Unsurpassed Chinese Intercourse

Bed-Wetting Women

Rubber Roommate Referral

Digital Sausage Demonstration

Fondling Expert

Illuminated Breasts

You Waited Six Years For This Record, Aren't You Disappointed?

Sperm Soda

Tokyo Sperm Bath

Affordable Student

Moisture Pride

Bachelorette Party

Handle With Care

Sex Fax

Fist Avenue

Dangling Diaphragm

Throw It In The Cow Fistula

You Suck (And That's A Good Thing)

Thanks For The Free Stuff

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

#669

Me Vs. You = Us

Laid In Advance

You Put Your Money Into Us And You Lost Your Ass

Your Girlfriend Looks Better (When I'm Drunk)

I Was Outbid At The Oxygen Auction

Freedom From Freedom

Sweet Homo Alabama

Did I Say "We"? I Meant "Oui"!

Bigger Than The Boys

At Least I Don't Live In Milwaukee

Lesbian Secrets (Radio Edit)

Moisture On Parade

Cock Pride (100%)

Not Just Moist, Warm As Well

No One Buys Noise Records Anymore

Where Have You Been All My Life?

Pornographic Technologies

Interesting Cosmetics

Noise Is War, And We Are Losing

Brief Example Of Squelching

Give It Back If You Don't Want It

Dorm Room Dilemma

Lacrosse Dressing

Avant-Garde Experimental Composition #2 (Extract)

Turned Around 360 Degrees

Ambient Noise Is Killing All My Friends

Tour Cancellation Party

Spanks For The Memories (Gabber Mix)

Come On Over, Cum All Over

Cum As You Are

Bound Coeds Newsletter

San Diego Calling

It's Not Enough

Small Penis Avenue

Noise Blast #446

Well Worth The Wait

Don't Apologize, I Enjoyed It

Year Of The Cock

Working In College Radio Is A Good Way To Meet Women

Evil Mustard

Hipster Doofus Revival

Why Is Gus So Lucky?

Ready To Rock, Somewhat Prepared To Roll

Hello Stranger

Final Touch

It's Over, Forget It

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