Description
Track Listing
Jungle Boogie
Vibrato Canal
1 R.P.M Marathon (Long Version)
Are You Man Enough
My Dinner With Andy
Six Hours
Cock P.C.P.
Consumer Elephantiasis
Dead Motor Drop Out
Step To The Rear
Cockumentary
Ejaculation Nation
Superdouche
Buzz Masters
Porator
I Don't Think So - No Wait, I Do Think So
Lightning Struck My Anus
Bolus To The Wall
Motion Lotion
Pubis Clitoramic
Beaten Out, But Not Flat
Anal Asian
Realistic Vagina
A Feminist Perspective
Pre-Ejac Mantra
Ear Exterminator
Cock Extension Super Penis
Point Your Pointed Stick Someplace Else
Testicle Dept.
Jollies, Part 5
Drink Piss Noize Muzak
Flat Out, But Not Beaten
Cock E.L.O.
Never Mind The Bolus
Latex Lick
Girls Who Crave Bad Cocks
Love Tube Wipe Out
Muff King
Rectal Insectocutioner
Testicles Of The Octopus
Super Soundwaves
The Joy Of Masturbation
Cock Calibration Meter
Turbine Burger
Ass Morning (Gerogerigegege)
Black Hole
Vodka Banjos
Can You Read Lips?
Nude Song
Don't Get The Wrong Idea Unless It's Right
Shake 'Em!
Here's Your Reward
Super Crack
Cock Excessive Size Punisher
Audio Trap
Moisture Tattoo Gun Maniacs
Black & Pecker
P.A. Destroyer
A.C. Songs Are Long And Boring
4-D Dong
Hairlip Serenade In Neenah Twilight
Ear Raid
A.F.T.P.
Under A Blood Red Ass
Lords Of Lactation
Rear Window
Adventures Of The New Beaver, Book Three
Feedback Factor
69 Ways To Please You
Bladder Control
What's Up?
The Night Before Christmas (94 Mega-Medley)
Free Vaginal Examination
I Want You To Want It
Be Gentle
Double Whopper
Smegma Omelet On The Menu
Blame It On Rhea
Moisture Of Invention
Wishful Thinking
Step Inside / Try And Hide
Evil Cock
Watermelon Torpedo War
Phantom Mic Thruster
Once Is More Than Enough, Twice Is Excessive
Theme From N.O.I.S.E.
Public Image
A.C.M.E. Dynamite Song #2098
Larynjectomy Is Not A Tragedy
Cockfight (Round 8)
Universal Hiss
Cascading Schlongs
Fanny Rammer
The Most Electrifying Band In Noise Entertainment
Cock Extended 12-Inch Remix
This Is Only Moisture
Cheap Fuzz Trick
So Many Fluids, So Little Time
It's Not Evil If You Enjoy It
Shoot Your Wad On That Noise CD
Pink Nylon Tractor
Vacuum Core
We've Got The Goods
The Sappho's Boudoir
With All Our Love
Never Forget Deaf
Blipvert For A Burnt Squid
We Wish We Had That Powder
Colostomy Hole Surfers
Erection Connection
1/4 Inch Eel To Eel Ape Decoder
Double Dip
Breast Implosion
Split Hemisphere Aerobics
Poke Around
RRRectum
Hiss Dictator
Master Of The Forced Entry
Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat?
Anvil Action
G-Clamp Castration
Mandibular Serration Unit
Motor Mollusc
Rod Rule
Lucky You, Lucky Lucky You
Cock P.M.S.
Beastiality Romance Novel
Tammy Wrestles Cindy But Paul Wins
Sperm Pump Repair
Limited Edition Penis
Ear Drum = Hymen
Gob Of Fuzz
Dial 1-900-C.E.S.P.
How Many Noise Artists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Power Tool Hot Pants
Cock Killer
Home Sex Is Killing Pornography
Snuff Noise
Supreme Emperor Of Hum
Melted Meat Metal Muthas
We've Got The Ideas
Kentucky Fried Cock
Moisture In Tight Trousers
Dylan's Lisarrator Accident
Clown Sex Dream
Geisha Girl Love Orgy 1975
Suck Of The Century, Muff Of The Milennium
Cock Catharsis
Various Art Tits
Do The Mikawa
Noise Portrait Of Large Nipples (Dedicated To Val D'Orito)
Fuckin' Andrew
Violent Amp Attack '69
I Should've Groaned Better
Transatlantic Tickler
Fee Fi Fo Fuck
Shitmaster
Birth / Death Of Noise Music, Rebirth Of Fool
Liquidiser Joke #85
Airhose Anemone
Armpit Lover
Journey To The Center Of Hiss
Balls To The Ceiling
Lipburger Guitar Fur
Nipple Party 1985
Ranch Of The Nymphomaniac Girls
King Of Electronix
Swingin' Sabre (Remix #666666661)
Face Sitting Dance Mix (Face Sitting Dance Mix)
Free To Pee (On Me)
Ferret Chow Mein
Saliva Mics
Daddy's Revenge
Ballbreaking Lunch Experience
Pajama Party
Sexist But Cute
Jizz For The Taste Of It
Don't Knock The Cock
Four On The Floor
Oriental Love Dolls Are Calling Me
Stolen Ear Plugs
Butt Plug's Big Day
Expensive Moisture
I Really Want To Hurt You
Hammeroid Cream
Think Before You Ask, OK?
Painful Rectal Itch
Come Again?
My Love Will Tear You Apart
Evil Andy Touched Them
Music To Wash Gorillas By
Barry's White Ass
Rocket Crash In Mouth
Emilamp Toss
Skyway Lounge Theme
My House Is On Fire
Moisture Man
Robin Makes The Boys Wonder
Scrapatak
Frosting The Face
Accidental Ass Attack
Ear Sex
My Dick Is On Your Lunchbox
Will You Respect Me Tomorrow?
Don't Worry, Be Horny
Why Don't You Bend Over?
Paul's Problem Has Been Solved
Dream Beaver
How Tall Are You?
I'll Treat You Right
Blow Job Denial
Body Oil Performance
I Wanna Buy Your Panties
Date With Destiny, And Me
Ramirez Stress Deflator (Or Is That Inflator?)
Come Near The Rear / Nothing To Fear
Stripper At My Family Reunion
I Forgot My Cock!
219% Chance Of Golden Showers
Mary Tied Up Moore
Motor Pants Moisture Release
Projectile Donut Campaign
Monster Ears And Monkey Tits
Big Round Mound Of Sound
Silly Silicone
Full Blast (Up The Ass)
Headphone Suicide
Gruesome Twosome
Fly Swatting Sound Effect #4532
Noise Balloons
Rice Guitar Fart Nasality
Bag Slappin'
Female Road Show
You're Giving Me A Complex
Live Like A Pervert, Die Like A King
Humble Noise Offering #-0004.237
Increase The Yeast
We've Played The Knitting Factory, How About You?
My Favorite Rear
Yes, Dear
All My Very Best Inches
Noise Biathlon
Lap My Lap, Slap My Sack
Noise Warp
Smells Like Teen Pregnancy
Toaster Emancipation / Twilight
Noise Groupies (Oh, Where Can They Be?)
Boob Tube Burst Lube
Ironhair Beach Ball
Shoot-Out, Clean-Up
Alarm Clock Abuse
Russ Meyer Breast Command
Hiss Manifesto (0.2 Second Remix)
Don't Get So Worked Up Over Nothing
Anal Adventures
Hard-On Hard-To-Get
Clipping Toe Nail Intro
Play With It
Ass Worship Theme
Sodomy Song #38
Let Me Wipe
Donkey Show Girl
I Touch Myself... Often
Tonight's The Night
Pinky
Leather Pit Gel
The Way We Were, The Way We Will Be, The Way I Want It
U.S. Savings Bondage
Creamy Cucumber
Shit Pulp (In My Hands)
Rewarding Contact
The Kind Of Man Your Mother Warned You About
Pot Stainer
Get Off Moist Andy
Special Request
Rooster Boy
Moving Violation
Video Sale
Can't Stop The Loving, And Believe Me I've Tried!
Hold On, I'm Comin'
Country Line
Open The Applegate
Brown Sugar Excitement / False Alarm
Service Station
Private Penis / Public Pussy
Fuck Instructor
Cockstock 1994
Give Me Back My Orgasm
Learn The Hard Way
Tit Tan
Steakhouse Swimwear
Oversized Filthy Mind
Up All Night
Evil Moisture Breathalizer
Sexual Tune-Up
Adjustable Beer Girl
One-Stop Cock
Sex Tip For Parents
Love Hurts
Bit By Flying Ass
Guaranteed Cock Comedy
Minneapolis Cock Convention
Dishwater Dick Drama
Maltan Muff Maul Manouever
Handy Man
Adult Landfill
Mannequin Muff
Wet Nurses
Perky Pet
Traditional Colon
Organ Mover
Drive-In Rack
Rodeo Rope Girl
Evil Cock Same Day Service
Unsurpassed Chinese Intercourse
Bed-Wetting Women
Rubber Roommate Referral
Digital Sausage Demonstration
Fondling Expert
Illuminated Breasts
You Waited Six Years For This Record, Aren't You Disappointed?
Sperm Soda
Tokyo Sperm Bath
Affordable Student
Moisture Pride
Bachelorette Party
Handle With Care
Sex Fax
Fist Avenue
Dangling Diaphragm
Throw It In The Cow Fistula
You Suck (And That's A Good Thing)
Thanks For The Free Stuff
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
#669
Me Vs. You = Us
Laid In Advance
You Put Your Money Into Us And You Lost Your Ass
Your Girlfriend Looks Better (When I'm Drunk)
I Was Outbid At The Oxygen Auction
Freedom From Freedom
Sweet Homo Alabama
Did I Say "We"? I Meant "Oui"!
Bigger Than The Boys
At Least I Don't Live In Milwaukee
Lesbian Secrets (Radio Edit)
Moisture On Parade
Cock Pride (100%)
Not Just Moist, Warm As Well
No One Buys Noise Records Anymore
Where Have You Been All My Life?
Pornographic Technologies
Interesting Cosmetics
Noise Is War, And We Are Losing
Brief Example Of Squelching
Give It Back If You Don't Want It
Dorm Room Dilemma
Lacrosse Dressing
Avant-Garde Experimental Composition #2 (Extract)
Turned Around 360 Degrees
Ambient Noise Is Killing All My Friends
Tour Cancellation Party
Spanks For The Memories (Gabber Mix)
Come On Over, Cum All Over
Cum As You Are
Bound Coeds Newsletter
San Diego Calling
It's Not Enough
Small Penis Avenue
Noise Blast #446
Well Worth The Wait
Don't Apologize, I Enjoyed It
Year Of The Cock
Working In College Radio Is A Good Way To Meet Women
Evil Mustard
Hipster Doofus Revival
Why Is Gus So Lucky?
Ready To Rock, Somewhat Prepared To Roll
Hello Stranger
Final Touch
It's Over, Forget It
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