Monty and the Canadian Army

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Show Open

Polka Your Eyes Out

Time Machine

The Timekeeper

It's Good News Week

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Summertime, Summertime

I Like Beer

Illegal Smile

Moisture

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Oh Tammy

If You Wanna Be Happy

I Like 'Em Big And Stupid

You Don't Bring Me (Flowers)

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I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

I Hate Country

The Majesty Of Rock

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The Great Bell

Trade Description Act

The Window Cleaner

Unchained Melody

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The Welly Boot Song

The Birds And The Bees

Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)

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Up Je T'Aime

When I Was Your Age

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Wet Dream

Smells Like Nirvana

Ren & Stimpy (Unreleased)

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