The Making of Jane Austen

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If This Album Doesn't Get A Five Star Rating On RYM I'm Gonna Retire From Making Music

Your Dad Still Sells Bootleg DVDs Down The Pub

I Didn't Want Your Last Rolo Anyway

My Mouse Is Broken So This Crap Is All I Could Throw Together For Now

Let's Get Pissed And Listen To Maori Love Songs

I'm Doing A Collaboration With Ed Sheeran For My Next Release

Pingu's Mum Was My First Crush

Rupert Murdoch Keeps Throwing His Toenail Clippings Over My Garden Fence

We're On Track 9 Alreadu, We're Making Progress

Giles Martin Did Uncredited Production Assistance On This Album

Nobody Listens To Anything Released On Erroneous Dish Anyway

Your Mum's Favourite TV Programme Is 'Whose Line Is It Anyway'

Unlucky For Some, Especially You Cos You're Reading This Bollocks

Tfw You're Creeping Into Your Late 30s And Still Making This Kinda Crap

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This Is Track 16 Now, Not Long To Go

I Made A Fleshlight Out Of An Old Pringles Tube Filled With Silly Putty

Wish I Never Started This Now, Should Have Just Left The Tracks Untitled

Eat Static Caravans

You Can Tell From The Previous Track Title I'm Really Running Out Of Ideas, I just Wanna Get This Tracklist Done Now So I Can Watch 'American Pickers'

Coming Up With All This Is A Complete Waste Of Time

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I Bet They'd Play This Track On BBC Three Counties If I Sent It Over To Them

Track 24 Now, Over Halfway There

I Can Only Perform Sexually If 'Metropolis Part 2-Scenes From A Memory' By Dream Theater Is Playing

There Must Be More To Life Than This

12 = 15

Track Titles Have Never Been My Strong Point

Only Ten More Tracks After This

I've Got A Hot Wheels Track Set Up In My Bedroom

We Studied '120 Days Of Sodom' For GCSE English

Having A Desperate Wank Over That Picture Of Jane Austen On The Ten Pound Note

All The Threes

Look Forward To Getting A 'Classic Albums' Special About This Album In 30 Years Time

9 People Want This On Discogs

High Wycombe Is A Rainsodden Shithole

Almost Done Now

Nearly There

Only One More Track After This

Thank Fuck That's Over

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