Naming the Witch

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Dutifully I Leave The Castle With Only My Staff Plus A Purse Brimming With The Purest Uncut Poppies

Sometimes I Dream The Hollow Voice That Calls Me “Fool” Might Offer Suggestions On How I Can Better Myself

I Refuse To Believe This Multi-Level Dungeon Was Formed Naturally Over Several Eons Because There Are Fucking Stairs Between Floors

Statistically It’s Not The Dragons, But Rather The Lack Of Indoor Plumbing And Clean Water, That Will Do Thee In

If We’re Engaged In Turn-Based Combat Someone Tell Me Before I Start Lobbing Fireballs Everywhere

Watch As I Boldly Descend Into This Dungeon, Synthesizing My Plans To Accrue The Means Whereby I Might Resurrect Several Dead Princesses

Obviously If I Believed In The Witch’s Curse I Wouldn’t Have Talked Shit About Her Coven

Given The Wide-Open Nature Of These Plains You’d Think I’d Be Able To See Random Encounters Coming, But Nay

Hand Over My Guerdon, Knave, That I Might Purchase Demeaning Prostitution

Motherfuckers Really Are Out Here Naming Their Seed “Qu’artahon” Or Some Shit And They All Wanna Grow Up And Wield Broadswords

Pissing Off The Abandoned Battlements Onto The Heads Of Approaching Brigands Deals 1 HP Damage! Command?

Archers Are Such Little Bitches

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