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Track Listing
I Hate Black Metal...or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt
Doesn't Matter What You Call Yourself, You're Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)
How to Get Signed
Social Media Death Metal
I'm Pretty Cool Myself
Jump The Heck Up
Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival
Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers
69 Songs Ov Magick Evil Sorcery And General Dipshittery
Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in this Magik Night
My Elf Ears Melted in my Car
Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art
At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band
Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos
Don't Tempt Me Frodo!
Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative
Venom Enema
The Frozen One Awaits
Beefcakes Without Borders
Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery
The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry
Mamma's Selling a Line 6
Professor Snape, The World's Favorite Incel
The Gate of No Return
The Noise Gate of No Return
My Former Life as a Poser
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
Diesel Boner
Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal??
Tormented and Coerced into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb
How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel
Freebasing Cringe
I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective
Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell
Catfishing Viper
Cognitive Ball Therapy
Researching the Legality of Cannibalism
Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn
Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record from My Own City
Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula
Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, "You Ever Heard Behemoth?"
Buying a Gun from the Drummer of Savatage
Having a Random Encounter with Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest
Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)
Okay Give Me That Guitar It's Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021
Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds, Pt. 2)
Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records
The Worst Part of being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y'Know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band
Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends from My Anus
And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size
Punishing EDM Kids with Neil Young
Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don't Know What Else to Do with Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled
You'll Cowards Won't Even Play in Standard Tuning
Todopoderoso Steals Riffs from Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E)
Ancient Sword of the Meth King
I'm Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win
Successfully Cyberbullied a Child
Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker
Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with A "K")?
Aerosmith by Choice
Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project with Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On
That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn't About Kombat
Jackhammer Dildo
Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties
An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys
Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know Its Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn't Enough of a Giveaway?)
Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle
Larry Is Bald
Cum Ghost
The House That Beef Built
Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists
Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics
A Snake with a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole
I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries
A Group of Three (3) or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a "Pawn Shop"
Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home
If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook
Eno-Pilled
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