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So, What Am I Doing Here, Anyway?

So, What Am I Doing Here, Anyway?

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Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.
Track Listing

Six Inch Pole

My Clothes Soaked In The Corpses Fresh Red Blood

Blood Dripping Out Of His Chest And Me Drinking The Blood And Getting Wet

I Was Caught Red Handed By The Mortician (but Didnt Care)

30 Orgasms Post Mortem

Sex Partner Of The Dead

Suck His Face Sit On A Dead Man's Lap

Lick A Limp Cock

Limp Dead Cock Filled With Air From An Air

He Died From Natural Causes

His Wife Loved Him Very Much

Bored With Snuff Porn (No Corpse Fucking)

She Was Totally Mentally Raped By The Thought Of Dead Flesh On Her Warm Cunt Skin

Hitler's Dead Body Desecrated And Fucked By An American Army Nurse

Breaking The Seal To A 3000 Year Old Tomb

Curse Of Eternal Horniess

Sex With King Tut

He Was One Hot Fucking Corpse

It Didnt Hurt That He Was Rich Tall And Handsome

300 Year Old Bones Found In A Cave

Moist And Quite Deteriorated (sexy)

Delightful Aroma Of Death Mixing With Bodily Fluids

Rotten Mucus

Smells Like A Good Time (raping A Dead Body)

Women Love Death

Women Love Dead Bodies

Women Love Dead Children

Women Love Funerals

Women Love Sneaking In Funeral Parlors At Night To Fuck Dead Bodies

Afraid To Fuck A Hot Fresh Young Male Dead Body In 1983 Because AIDS Is Rampant

Moldy Oldie

I Had A Sex Dream About Masutrbating On A Grave Stone And Then I Woke Up And Actually Did It (didnt Get Caught)

Bored By Sex With Men Who Are Alive

Necrophilia Is Cool

Six Foot Hole

I Want To Kiss Your Dead Flesh

Possession Of An Unresisting, Un-rejecting Lover

The Smell Of Death

I Find The Odor Of Death Very Erotic

There Are Death Odors And There Are Death Odors

Now You Get Your Body That's Been Floating In The Bay For Two Weeks, Or A Burn Victim, That Doesn't Attract Me Much, But A Freshly Embalmed Corpse Is Something Else

There Is Also This Attraction To Blood

When You're On Top Of A Body It Tends To Purge Blood Out Of Its Mouth, While You're Making Passionate Love .. You'd Have To Be There, I Guess

The Smell Of Shit Takes Me Back To An Early Erotic Experience.

When I Was In Kindergarten And I Made A Plan To Take A Break Me And A Friend Snuck Out One By One To Meet Up In The Multi Stall Bathroom

I Got Up On Top Of The Commode And Pulled Down My Panties Spread My Legs And Told Her To She Lick It.... Lick It Again

We Were Interrupted By The Retarded Girl And The Nurse Coming In To Change Her

They Went Into The Next Stall Over And The Nurse Pulled Down The Big Shit Filled Diaper.

Her Shit Made The Whole Place Stink...

Shit Smell

Brings Me Back To The Arousal At The Stench Of Retard Girl Shit And Piss

Nobody Ever Understood Me

Or My Hidden Behaviors

People Always Asked Me Questions

I Don't Mind Telling People How I Do It

It Doesn't Matter To Me, But Anyone Adept Sexually Shouldn't Have To Ask

People Have This Misconception That There Has To Be Penetration For Sexual Gratification, Which Is Bull!

The Most Sensitive Part Of A Woman Is The Front Area Anyway And That Is What Needs To Be Stimulated

Besides, There Are Different Aspects Of Sexual Expression:

Touchy-Feely,

69,

Even Holding Hands

That Body Is Just Lying There, But It Has What It Takes To Make Me Happy

The Cold, The Aura Of Death, The Smell Of Death, The Funereal Surroundings, It All Contributes

I Am A Necrophile And Always Have Been

Next Thing, I Heard People Walking Down The Hallway. I Quietly Jumped Off The Table And Threw The Sheet Back Over The Body. My Clothes Were In Quite A State Of Disarray, And I Had Blood On Me And Everything Else-It Had Been An Autopsy Case. There Was A Casket With The Lid Open In The Side Casket-room, So I Ran And Hid Behind It. The Casket Was On A Church-truck So They Couldn't See Me, But They Could See My Legs. It Was A Man And A Woman. There Were Standing There Saying, "Who Are You? What Are You Doing Here?" One Of Them Said To The Other, "you Go Get The Gun And Call The Cops And I'll Stay Down Here." I Knew I Only Had One Chance Then, So I Busted Out And Ran. I Knew The Layout Of The Place, So I Just Ran Down The Hall And Out Of The Place And Out Of The Cemetery

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