Noises Off - A Play

Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.'Noises Off - A Play' is a classic British farce by acclaimed playwright Michael Frayn. This uproarious comedy offers a behind-the-scenes look at a theatre companyu2019s chaotic attempt to stage a play, capturing the hilarious mishaps both on and off stage. With its intricate plot and witty dialogue, the play explores themes of miscommunication and the unpredictability of live theatre. Notable for its clever structure and comedic timing, 'Noises Off' remains a beloved staple in the world of theatre, celebrated for its insight into the absurdity of performance and the human condition.

Telephone - Pick Up

Telephone - Dialling & Busy Signal

Pedestrians - Downtown

Petrol Station - Air Hose

Horse - Walk Up & Snort In Stable - Loud

Few Birds Singing

Cow - Moo

Helicopter - Start Up & Take Off

Series Of Four Boings

Ice Cubes In Bucket

Lighter - Flick

Sizzle - Light

Cannon - One Blast

Balloon Popped With Reverberation

Knocking On The Door - Door Opens

Vending Machine - Cold Drinks

Light Switch - Click

Glasses Clinked As In A Toast

Aerosol - Short Burst

Shovelling Dirt On Concrete

Seagulls With Surf In The Background

Countryside - Summertime

Toy Store With Moving Toys

Downtown - High Street General Atmosphere

Slot Machine - One Pull

Motor Car Horn - One Honk

Motor Car Skidding - Tyre Squeal

Motor Car With Dead Battery

High Performance Car - Start Drive Stop

Grand Prix - Stadium General Atmosphere With Commentary

Passing Truck With Horn

Outboard Boat - Starts Up And Leaves Dock

Outboard Boat - Passing At High Speed

Pin Ball Machine - General Playing Atmosphere

Racquet Ball / Squash - General Game Atmosphere

Archery - Arrow Shot At Target

Swordfight - General Atmosphere

Football Stadium Atmosphere

Cuckoo Clock Striking 12 O'clock

Short Burp

Tarzan - Jungle Cry

Running Up On Concrete

Woman Sobbing

Applause In Unison

Applause Before Concert - Enthusiastic

Laugh - Woman Shrieking

Jogging - Running Past Right To Left

Angry Crowd

Children Playing

Mall - With Shoppers (Enclosed)

Tennis Continuous Volley

Bugle Call - Viking

Bugle Call - Fanfare

Bugle Call - Alarm

Accent In G - Timpani

Accent In A - Timpani

Morse Code Message

Goose Horn - Several Honks

Bass Drum - Accent

Drums In A Cave - Slow

Filling Cabinet Drawers Opened And Closed

Pouring Soda Into Glass

Electric Can Opener In Operation

Tinkling Wind Chimes

Town Clock Striking 12

Miniature Car Toy In Operation

Harp Glisses Up

Harp Glisses Down

Twig Snapping

Balloon Being Inflated

Balloon Popping

Digging Dirt In Garden

Hair Spray In Hair

Cutting Tree With Chain Saw

Dripping Water

Computer Keyboard

Computer Printer

Helicopter Coming In And Landing

Horse Whinney & Neigh

Horse Walks Up And Breathes In Stable

Tambourine Shake

Scissors Cutting Hair

Running Away On Concrete

Supermarket Check Out Area

Thunder And Heavy Rain Storm

After Storm Atmosphere

Door Bell - Several Rings

Carnival Atmosphere

Bugle Call - Lights Out

Bugle Call - Mail Out

Bugle Call - Cook House

Three Rifle Shots

Cafeteria Atmosphere

Many Glasses Clinking In A Toast

Bees Buzzing Round A Hive

Fast Bongo Rhythm

Evil Witch Laugh

Alarm Clock Ticking

Boxing With Punching Bag

Party - Social Gathering - Medium

Shopping In Supermarket

Pool Hall - General Atmosphere

Patchinco - Continuous Play

Karate Workout Atmosphere

Karate Match - Small Arena

Hot Air Balloon Rising

Hot Air - One Long Blast

Sailing With Surf

Golf Swing - Driving Club Whoosh

Factory With Automated Machines

Sleigh Bells

Door Bell - Avon Type - One Ring

Clock - Church - Strikes 1/2 Hour

Clock - Church - Strikes 1 O'clock

Clock Ticking On A Mantle

Cuckoo Clock - Strikes 1 O'clock

Motor Car - Opening Door

Motor Car - Door Closes

Motor Car - Fast Approach And Stop

Motor Car - Start And Rev. Engine

Motor Car - Passing With Horn

High Performance Car - Engine Turning Over - Won't Start

High Performance Car - Fast Departure (Burn Out)

High Performance Car - Driving - Interior Perspective

Washing Machine In Operation

Harp - Fast Glissando Up

Harp - Fast Downward Glissando

Harp - Multiple Glissandos Down

Boat Whistle - Orchestral - One Blast

Conga - Fast Rhythm

Large Gong - On Strike

Motor Car - Horn - Several Honks

Motor Car - Approach Long Skid And Big Crash

Motor Car - Driving Sequence With Wipers

High Performance Car - Start Up And Burn Out

Motorcycle Passing At A High Speed

Truck Horn - Two Blasts

Police Car - Approach & Stop With Siren

Pool Break (Billiards & Snooker)

Hunting With Duck Calls

Fight Bell - 2 Strikes

Boxing Match - Medium Arena

Football Game - Crowd Singing Before Game

Bicycle Bell - Several Rings

Church Clock Strikes 12 O'clock

Rain - Continuous Downpour

Wind Blowing Through Trees

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