A Very Lively Murder

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In Every Scheme There Is A Team

Carry A Knife

Cunty Baws

Aquinium

Sarin The Mosh Pit

Pish Blood

World Of Ployard Menuedist

Tonik

What Is Mental

Grind Core Exorcismo Skunk Core Holocausto

Mental Murder

Glassed In The Face

She Meet Her Fate In A Cold Night

Wheelclamper At The Paralympics

Cans Of Soden

Macrobiotic Sex Dwarf

Shit Stains On White Socks Leading To Ecstasy

Grating Head Cheese

Fishook Fellatio

Experimental Braille Reading

Love Piss Ritualism

Triple Cripple

The Seduction Of Deirdrie Rachid

War Bastard

Booger

The Say She Died... But There Was No Funeral

Fill It With Your Own Feculence

Bruppas Aucropsy

All My Little Pigs

The Very Curle Mr. Clementine

When Cannibals Attack

Fe-fo-fi-fum

Mondo Cane

I'm The Spazz

Fishman Holeman

Gummo Is Me

Bite The Kerb Disko

Breaking Your Jaw

Machinegunning The Faeries

Crazy Like A Fuck

Cryptosexual Ungan

Drip-fed Kerosene

Drowned Boyband

Gutted Beauty

High On Bostik

Nausick Arousal

Pornazi Girls

666... The Devil

Tears Of The Big Virgin

Street Trash

Africa Addio

Frightmare Funeral (Final Mix)

The Say She Died... But There Was No Funeral

Bloody Aftermath

He Keeps Them Alive

Beware The Masters Of Death

Trapped In New Mexico

Disgorged

Creeper

Mental On Buck Fast

Open The Coffin

Putrefucker

The Smiling Bicycle Of Amsterdam

Vulvanarchy

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