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The Totally Football Book

The Totally Football Book

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Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.
Track Listing

That Makes Me Smart EP

You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit

PTSD Is Gay

Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists

I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured

My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass

Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents

There's My African American!

Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever

Mexican Judges Don't Count

Journalism Is Gay

I'd Date My Daughter

Grab Em By The Pussy

Take His Coat

Breast Feeding Is Gay

Ted Nugent Is Cool

Dave Mustaine Is Cool

Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowl

Poll Watcher

Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well

Changing Diapers Is Gay

Build That Wall

Alex Jones Is Smart

I'm In Astonishingly Excellent Health

Stay In Your Pens

911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally

Make America Great Again

Nobody Respects Women More Than Me

Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3

I Demand An Apology!

That Makes Me Smart!

To All The Broads I've Nailed Before EP

Mammograms Are Gay

Nasty Woman

Before I Proceed, I'd Like To Hear The Other Side Of The Argument Against Cervical Cancer

Flip Your Panties

The Fat Picture

If I Don't Respect Women, Then How Come I Own A Beauty Pageant?

Some Of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet To Sexualize

The Trump Rule

Working Wives

Whom I'd Sleep With 2000 (In Order)

If You Thought Six Million Jews Was A Lot Of People, You Should Have Seen My Inauguration EP

Take The Hebe Outta Holocaust

The Old State Department Library

Christian Discount

Race Detector

Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips

Let's See Some I.D.

If It's Alright With Putin

The ACLU Is Gay!

Nuclear Football Photo-Op

Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?

If You Wanted To Qualify For Health Insurance, Then Maybe You Shouldn't Have Gotten Raped EP

Sick People Are Gay

For All My Friends!!!

Asking For It?

Victory Lap

Old People Are Gay

The Jobs You'll Get

It's My Hat Now!

Can You Believe It?

Riot Receipt

Kill The Poor, Then Fuck The Poor, Then Bill Their Families

Make America Say Merry Christmas Again EP

Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!

Baby, It's Cold Outside

Jingle Pence

It's Always A White Christmas For Jeff Sessions

The Bible Is My Favorite Book

Santa Is Real, But Climate Change Is A Hoax

Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?

Where's My Parade?

Tic Tacs And Mistletoe

Carol Of The Pence

Thoughts EP

My Cabinate Is Nuanced As Shit

Normalize It!

I Only Like The Prequals

Where's My Apology?

What's A Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners?

I Alone Can Fix It

The "Southern White House" IS Totally A Thing!

Can't Get To Heaven Fast Enough

Melanie (A Love Song)

Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs

Prayers EP

Faith Initiative

Biblically Qualified

A Soft Sensuality

Potty Law!

A Widow's Applause (Delicious)

Checks/Balances/Gay

It's Just Business

Can A Brother Get An RT?

The Hand Shake

See Sex Tape

The Golden Age Of Willful Ignorance EP

Autocorrect Is Gay

Unpresidented

Renewable Resourses Are Gay

"Experts"

Computers Are Stupid

Rational Discourse Is Gay

Last Night In Sweden

Human Checkers

The President Of Australia Is Gay

I'm Like A Smart Person

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  • Product Type: BOOK
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