Extra Cadaver Murder

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The Valley Of Death

Play Dead?

Masturbating On A Corpse

Seeking More Dead Bodies

New Classification Of A Lunatic

Prepare To Putrefy

Shut Up And Wreck Something

Stabbed Eight Times With A Ten-inch Butcher Knife

Bitch-fightroduction

Human-steak

Amputorium Chop'off (Extra Vocal Version)

GastricOozedRejectsEmbalmingAbhorrentHeapsOfLiquifiedInnardCataclysm

Brutally Skinned Inevitably Ending With A Twist Of The Garrote

The Man Who Outbutchered Bundy

Re-infected Audio-dopefient

The Dead Will Walk The Earth (again..)

Dystrophagical Bits Of Meat

Lecherous Abscess

Sacro-testered Gutties

Ripped From The Inside

Ranchous Tromboflebetis

Frenzied Stabbing & Psychopathic Strangulation

Unrelentless Plunder, Death, Sadism And Reprehensible Bloodletting

Thunderstorm Of Puke!

Crystalized Splintered Crotch

Tutored In Wildly Depraved Torture & Methods Of Murder

Live @ Radio 'Patapoe' A'dam 10-11-2002

Utterly Insane

Carnal'risticated Phobagoreum

Trial Of Torment And Suffering

Two Eyes & A Tail

Rot 'n Roll

And The Stench Became Unbearable..

Rotten To The Gore

Tore My Sack!

Mass-chaotic Vile Guttural Pukin' Sickness

Smoke From The Vomit

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Making You Wish You Were Eating Your Own Faeces

1001 Reasons To Kill

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Toxoplasmosis

Grotesque Side-effects Of A Rotting Cadaver

A Story About Six Hairy Tits

Mastic-tronik-gore Militant

Gonorrhoica Club-mix

Tumour-terrorist-live-show 17-05-2003

Too Large For Digestive Capacity

Clottered Atomic-cybersluts From Hell

Stirred, Jackhammered Torso

Muscophagical Elektrodome-intergalactica

You Don't Want To Get Into This...

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