Whimsical Wire

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Intro

Post Autopsy Feast

Sopping Up The Necrotic Juices

Exposed Pancreas Bukkake

Pulling My Entrails Through Sand

Supporting My Tomatoes With Your Ribcage

Nairing A Burn Victims Chest

Gastrointestinal Fleshlight

Burning My Faggus Tape And Keeping The Jewel Case

Face Unrecognizable After Cheesegrater Disfigurement

Pissing Out My Pet Tapeworm

Pathosadist

Putrefied Lap Dance

Esophageal Slip And Slide

Autophagic Dementia Compulsion

Unquenched Anatomical Obsessions

Wet Specimen Masturbation Chamber

Geometric Pelvis Fragments

From Skeleton To Paste

Rat Poison Martini

16 Per Casket

Junk Drawer Bed Sore

Razor Wire Gymnastics

“I Smell A Graveyard”

Quivering Intestines Post Railway Accident

Whimsical Used Car Lot Basement Aroma

Barrel Of Liquified Bowels

Night Shift At The Morgue

Nothing Left But Teeth And Fat

Slurping The Drippings From

The Embalming Table

Parasitic Twin Honeymoon

Cannonballgag

Reminiscing With A Half Consumed Fetus

Viscous Prolapse Fist Bump

Autoelectrocution Blood Orgasm

When Gums Meet Pavement

• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9780764363221

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