I Am Not An Octopus

Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.'I Am Not An Octopus' is a captivating children's picture book that blends humour and heart. Authored by celebrated writer Eoin McLaughlin and illustrated by the talented Marc Boutavant, this delightful tale explores themes of identity, acceptance, and self-discovery. Through whimsical illustrations and engaging prose, young readers follow the journey of a character who grapples with their unique traits and learns to embrace who they truly are. Perfect for bedtime reading, this charming story encourages children to celebrate their individuality and fosters a sense of belonging. Ideal for ages 3-7.

Disk 1

Communist Radio

Catholic Love

Jimmie B. Goode

Dr. TV

Silly Drug Songs

Nut Cop

Kneecappin'

Party Line

Living Like A Pig

Mary Mary

Hey Jackass

Sub-Human

Nixon's Binoculars

I Led Two Lives

Ballbusters On Parade

Open Man

She's Pissed Off

Get Me High

Young Guy

One Call To Cuba

Shoes Shoes Shoes

Mr. Brown

Manatee Smacker

Dream Of Yogi

Money For The Police

Octopus

Psychotic McHale's Navy

Search My Car

M80 Ant Death

Hialeah

Disk 2: Live

Finders Lounge 10/09/82

We're An American Band

Open Man

Sub-Human

Hey Jackass

She's Pissed Off

Communist Radio

Nixon's Binocular

Premier Club 4/12/80

Catholic Love

Nut Cop

Churchill's Pub 9/21/96

Get Me High

M80 Ant Death

Mary Mary

I Led Two Lives

Polish American Club 9/26/81

Flower Punk

LA Woman

Jimmie B. Goode

Sub-Human

The Car

Wooly Bully

Communist Radio

Open Man

Nut Cop

Kneecappin'

I Led Two Lives

Get Me High

Question Of Temperature

Party Line

Silly Drug Songs

Young Guy

• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9781529511000

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