The Thirty Years War

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'Hello, I'm Frank Zappa' / Lost In A Whirlpool

Do It In C

Anyway The Wind Blows

Fountain Of Love

Deseri

The Story Of Electricity

Metal Man Has Hornet Wings

I Was A Teenage Maltshop / Status Back Baby / Ned The Mumbler / Ned Has A Brainstorm

Whiskey Gone Behind

(Party Scene From) Mondo Hollywood

Sandwich Song

How Could I Be Such A Fool?

Agency Man

Randomonium

Lumpy Gravy (Dialogue Outt.)

In Memorium, Hieronymus Bosch

In The Sky

Remington Electric Razor

Directly From My Heart To You

Twinkle Tits

Magic Fingers

Studebaker Hoch

Interview

RDNZL

Inca Roads

T'mershi Duween

Stink Foot

Duck Duck Goose

The Purple Lagoon / Approximate

Son Of St. Alphonso

Black Napkins

Heidelberg

The Squirm

Dong Work For Yuda

Moe's Black Page

Suicide Chump

Nite Owl

Heavy Duty Judy

Pick Me I'm Clean

Teenage Wind

Harder Than Your Husband

Bamboozled By Love

Falling In Love Is A Stupid Habit

This Is My Story

Whipping Post

Clowns On Velvet

Frogs With Dirty Little Lips

In France

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

The Texas Medley: Norwegian Jim / Lousiana Hooker With Herpes / Texas Motel

I Am The Walrus

America The Beautiful

The World's Greatest Sinner

Gypsy Airs

Some Ballet Music

The Jelly

The Revenge Of The Knick Knack People

Spontaneous Minimalist Composition

Sinister Footwear

The Black Page #1

While You Were At No. 1

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- Items must be returned in their original condition and packaging – items that have been opened or had shrink wrap removed are not eligible for return or refund.
- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.

How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.

Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.

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